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How to comfort a grammar nazi... (Original Post) KurtNYC Jan 2013 OP
cute... hlthe2b Jan 2013 #1
This problem is really quite easily solved. See below: Cal33 Jan 2013 #20
No problem... hlthe2b Jan 2013 #21
There ya go In_The_Wind Jan 2013 #2
And wherever you go . . . . . GoneOffShore Jan 2013 #14
They're out there. In_The_Wind Jan 2013 #15
Hey, now... Wait Wut Jan 2013 #3
I've been chastised... progressoid Jan 2013 #4
I make my living as a grammar Nazi BainsBane Jan 2013 #17
Funny though, only a Grammar Nazi would get it lunatica Jan 2013 #5
As a Grammar Nazi, I get it. n/t RebelOne Jan 2013 #6
LOL! lunatica Jan 2013 #7
Has anybody checked to see whether the Nazis used good grammar? TrogL Jan 2013 #8
It is verbotten to use German incorrectly! nt Spike89 Jan 2013 #9
You spelled it wrong TrogL Jan 2013 #10
Stoppen Sie die Verrücktheit! MrScorpio Jan 2013 #11
Ich stimme damit! Art_from_Ark Jan 2013 #16
You just did it. "Verboten" is spelled with one "t." Cal33 Jan 2013 #22
as a grammar Nazi myself, BlancheSplanchnik Jan 2013 #12
I appreciate your restraint. CherokeeDem Jan 2013 #13
teee heee, you're welcome! BlancheSplanchnik Jan 2013 #24
It's finished.... CherokeeDem Jan 2013 #27
I was a copy editor and I also have to use restraint RebelOne Jan 2013 #23
I would make a terrific editor. BlancheSplanchnik Jan 2013 #25
Should it not be: ElbarDee Jan 2013 #18
Ding! KurtNYC Jan 2013 #19
grammarian. BlancheSplanchnik Jan 2013 #26
 

Cal33

(7,018 posts)
20. This problem is really quite easily solved. See below:
Tue Jan 8, 2013, 11:33 AM
Jan 2013

They're: When it means "they are." The apostrophe stands for a letter not written.
Just like "he's" for "he is" ... etc. Go by the meaning.

There: Just remember that it means the opposite of "here," and add a "t" to "here."
Quite simple, isn't it?

Their: Is the remaining one that doesn't fit into either of the two above. And it is a
possessive adjective, just like our, your, his, its, my. Our dog, your cat, their
pet.

There isn't really any problem, is there?

hlthe2b

(102,357 posts)
21. No problem...
Tue Jan 8, 2013, 11:36 AM
Jan 2013

that is, if one is 13 (or a elementary school drop-out).... I'm sorry but the ignorance is disturbing.

Wait Wut

(8,492 posts)
3. Hey, now...
Mon Jan 7, 2013, 12:28 PM
Jan 2013

...I've stopped correcting the husband's FB page. I still edit the shopping list, though. Baby steps.

BainsBane

(53,056 posts)
17. I make my living as a grammar Nazi
Tue Jan 8, 2013, 05:39 AM
Jan 2013

or editing other people's writing. Over the years, I have found myself far less obsessive about grammar outside of work. It bothers me when something in print is poorly written, but I understand that online formats are meant for quick, under-wrought writing. Mistakes are normal. I suppose on some level I feel that someone should pay me if I'm going to edit their writing. It just seems like work.

The shopping list, seriously? You're a tough nut to crack.

BlancheSplanchnik

(20,219 posts)
12. as a grammar Nazi myself,
Mon Jan 7, 2013, 08:07 PM
Jan 2013

I love this!!!!!

You have no idea how many times I've stopped myself from swooping into threads just to correct improper contraction/possessive/pluralization apostrophe usage!!!!!!

I hope someone appreciates me for exercising restraint.

CherokeeDem

(3,709 posts)
13. I appreciate your restraint.
Mon Jan 7, 2013, 08:43 PM
Jan 2013

As a science geek, I despised English class, found it boring and uninteresting. Only now, I am realizing the need for correct grammar, since I'm writing a novel.

BlancheSplanchnik

(20,219 posts)
24. teee heee, you're welcome!
Tue Jan 8, 2013, 03:56 PM
Jan 2013

I actually never liked grammar classes...I just absorbed good spelling and grammar through school and parental *ahem* pressure *ahem, ahem*


You're writing a novel?? Tell us more!!!!!!

CherokeeDem

(3,709 posts)
27. It's finished....
Thu Jan 10, 2013, 10:03 PM
Jan 2013

and I am currently in edit mode. I am a huge science fiction fan and a mystery fan, so I combined the two; we'll see if the genres mesh. While I know I can self-publish, I'm first going to look for an agent or a publisher. Then I'll self-published.

When I decided to start writing again, I realized I needed to 'refresh' my knowledge of grammar, so I began to Google everything I could about grammar. I also purchased WhiteSmoke and it has been a godsend. While the program prefers proper English and is not always happy with dialog, I have learned a great deal from it. My mistakes are fewer and fewer as I write more. It's funny because the more I write, the more interested I become in grammar and language. Interesting how perspective can change.

RebelOne

(30,947 posts)
23. I was a copy editor and I also have to use restraint
Tue Jan 8, 2013, 02:20 PM
Jan 2013

to correct the improper contraction/possessive/pluralization apostrophe usage!!!!!! Drives me crazy.

BlancheSplanchnik

(20,219 posts)
25. I would make a terrific editor.
Tue Jan 8, 2013, 04:01 PM
Jan 2013

I'm good at fixing semantics and improving clarity. (Despite my own sometimes periphrastic missives. )

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