Time for another edition of "Yoko Did It"! We know she broke up the Beatles, but did you know she

[ohiosmith]

is responsible for male pattern baldness? It's true! You can look it up.

[Tom Ripley]

1. She is a life coach for Mike Love

[ohiosmith]

2. Yep!

[geardaddy]

3. She burnt the toast.

[ohiosmith]

4. More than once!

[graywarrior]

5. She impregnated Kim Kardooshian

[ohiosmith]

7. Her wickedness is limitless!

[dogknob]

6. I found this nice piece of revisionist "criticism" after reading your post.

Alejandro Jodorowsky had to run from a lynch mob at the 1968 Acapulco Film Festival when Fando y Lis premiered.

The best thing about Jodorowsky's stuff is that it is impossible to see it and have no opinion. The worst thing about his stuff is reading the reactions of communications-majors-turned-critics to it. I'm sure "Rodrigo's" use of the word "misogyny" in a sentence managed to get him laid at least once.

http://theplaylist.blogspot.com/2007/05/endorsed-by-john-yoko-father-of.html

[ohiosmith]

12. Interesting!

[dogknob]

20. Rodrigo obviously never buried his first toy and his mother's picture...

[a kennedy]

8. She really did, along with Jon, produce the short film Erection....

[ohiosmith]

13. Very cool!

[edbermac]

9. No fan of hers, but she did not break up the Beatles.

The Beatles broke up the Beatles.

[Tom Ripley]

10. Yes, yes, yes, yes...

I suspect ohiosmith also agrees with us.

She has, for decades, been unfairly cast into the role of some kind of sin-eating scapegoat.

[ohiosmith]

15. Because of Yoko!

[Dr. Strange]

11. She came up with the NFL's "Tuck Rule."

'tis true.

[ohiosmith]

16. Absolutely!

[RedCloud]

14. Ono!

[ohiosmith]

17. O yes!

[kwassa]

18. She invented the filibuster.

and is responsible for gridlock in Congress.

[ohiosmith]

19. Right you are!

[dogknob]

21. She also invented that sensor that zeroes-out the parking meter when you drive away.

She collects all of the wayward parking karma in an ancient chamber pot.

[ohiosmith]

23. Finally, the truth!

[Tabasco_Dave]

22. She invented the mullet.

[ohiosmith]

24. Another crime against humanity!

[Boomerproud]

25. This isn't to hijack this thread-but some true info on Yoko that I found

interesting-she and Linda McCartney went to the same high school. What's the odds of that happening?

[ohiosmith]

26. Zero! Another example of her omnipresent evil.

[antiquie]

27. She killed Kenny

and Mr. Bill, too.

[ohiosmith]

28. I didn't know about Mr. Bill!

[LiberalElite]

33. and JR

[Beer Snob-50]

29. Yoko is the one who started the tea party movement as we know it today... NT

[ohiosmith]

31. Yikes!

[Taverner]

30. Yoko wrote the Macarena!

[ohiosmith]

32. The woman is without shame!

[kwassa]

34. The guy in the Gangnum Style video is actually Yoko Ono.

[ohiosmith]

39. See! And no one would believe me!

[dogknob]

35. She broke up the Be Sharps, too...

[Scruffy Rumbler]

36. I heard her voice is causing the polar ice caps to melt.

[Major Nikon]

37. I wonder how much she would charge to date Reince Priebus

[Grantuspeace]

38. Obama's birth certificate, "New Coke".