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This is what I woke up to in my mail this morning:
I couldn't help myself, and share with you my words
A taste, just a taste of you, and the fires burn, burn deep and hot and create a need for release, a quenching of the thirst for your fluids, your flesh, your heat, all that is in you feeds me and creates more passion more heat, more life. Yet with each feeding of this , each slaking of the thirst for you, I thirst more , I must feed on you like some ancient vampire, as if forever only exists with your flesh, you are the mountain I must live on, the lake I must swim in, the wave I must slide down and find the sweet spot.
I'm going from disgust to hideous laughter!
That is all.
peace~
Tobin S.
(10,418 posts)Tuesday Afternoon
(56,912 posts)Dystopian
(6,421 posts)Tuesday Afternoon
I get so disgusted...either I'm getting stuff from kids that are my sons' ages...
Or junk like this from a "man" my age...
It's never ending....never a kindred spirit....
But.....This one was too funny not to share...
Guess I have a warped sense of humor....
Happy New Year!
peace~
Tuesday Afternoon
(56,912 posts)crazy world ain't it, Dystopian
Happy New Year!
Dystopian
(6,421 posts)Tuesday Afternoon
I also have the hair-curling stories! But there is only one who led me down the slippery slope....
It was my own fault....
Hey! I even had a date with a teabagger! I said it would be a 'lab experiment'!!!
It only lasted for a short time... and he politely split!
I started taking notes of the things he was saying! LOL!
Yes...it's rare to find the real deal.
Rare indeed.
And most of them:
A smilie used rarely by me
And one of them:
Well that felt good!
Oh...I should be sweet and nice...
It is a crazy world indeed!
peace~
Kaleva
(36,343 posts)I don't want the woman to see right away that I'm a
Somewhere out there there is a woman who loves surprises and isn't armed with pepper spray and a tazer gun. I just haven't found such a woman yet.
Tuesday Afternoon
(56,912 posts)Happy New Year, Kaleva
Kaleva
(36,343 posts)They were both recently divorced and just wanted to have a good time and that was quite okay with me. We didn't exchange pics and when we first met was the first time we knew what we looked like. We had fun for sometime and then I moved.
I should make it clear that I didn't see both at the same exact time but they knew of each other.
Edit: And Happy New Year's to you to Tuesday Afternoon!
Tuesday Afternoon
(56,912 posts)good time.
yeah, that is what they are all looking for and then to move on.
I love it when the first PM tells me in distinct detail what they can do for me.
For some reason they are always going to be naked when they do it.
Kaleva
(36,343 posts)and I guess I could do that naked but I'd prefer to be clothed. Are you excited yet! LOL.
Tuesday Afternoon
(56,912 posts)that would get me excited
Brigid
(17,621 posts)I've always wished I could get my cats to do the housework.
Kaleva
(36,343 posts)After I get all the work done, she tells me it's time for me to leave back to my place.
Well, not always.
Tuesday Afternoon
(56,912 posts)seabeyond
(110,159 posts)lmfao... cute.
Tobin
I agree....and think he most likely sent out 2K of the same this morning.
Wonder if he got reported.
I think that it's so wonderful the way your life is now...
All because two beautiful souls found each other in this way...
Rare indeed...
I'm just so happy for you and Jen.
Happy New Year to both of you....
peace~
Tobin S.
(10,418 posts)I've got a pretty good sense of who is for real and who isn't and I applied that to the dating web site I used to go to and where I met Jen. It looks like you've probably got that sense, too.
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)They are a hero in their minds.
He's gonna go *poof* when it's time to have a cup of coffee together.
Turbineguy
(37,366 posts)for a guy using his penis to type with.
Turbineguy
Sad but true...and thanks for the laugh!
What a funny visual! Good one!
peace~
silentwarrior
(250 posts)and it could be true
Kaleva
(36,343 posts)There are reports of a mountain lion sighting every now and then in Upper Michigan but they are very rare.
Kaleva
I'm old...but not a cougar! And not in your area....not to worry!
But you really should look into this! I'm serious!
peace~
Kaleva
(36,343 posts)Now they are young enough to be my granddaughters.
Kaleva
Why are you looking at Penthouse?
There's the internet...you know
The devil made me do it....
peace~
Kaleva
(36,343 posts)and as for the other, I blame the devil. LOL!
Thank God we all have the devil to blame!
I would hate to take responsibility for my own actions!!!!
Always knew the devil was good for something!
We're full of the devil
peace~
Kaleva
(36,343 posts)Thank goodness for the devil!
Kennah
(14,315 posts)Kaleva
(36,343 posts)But then again, I didn't listen to my mother and I went blind for a time.
Kennah
(14,315 posts)MiddleFingerMom
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Dystopian
(6,421 posts)MFM!
LOL....Okay.... you were suspect ....but now I know for sure!
And now I know that I really am the only one who got that message!
You do have a way with words...
Now that I know....I know you're feeling better...!!!!!!!!!
peace~
BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)silentwarrior
(250 posts)to find anything resembling "normal" on some of those dating sites.
The vast majority tend to be unbalanced, peculiar, dishonest and strange.
I was one of them
Dystopian
(6,421 posts)silentwarrior
At least you are honest about it here!
I am so honest in my profile...that I tend to think I freak out men...
But to find a kindred ... gotta be real!
I was reading the greatest lies ever told on a couple sites...
Oh well....
I recently read:
Three thing cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth
~Buddha
peace~
silentwarrior
(250 posts)Dystopian
Dystopian
(6,421 posts)silentwarrior~
I am almost tempted to post my profile...the writing.
I admit to being quirky .... having a skewed sense of humor...and then there are pics of me standing out on the streets...anti-war rallies, etc.
Pictures of me with Pit Bulls...
It's a hoot!
I wish I could be 'normal'...but I'm wearing combat boots in pics...flashing the peace sign...etc...
Guess I'm just not right with the world...
Enough?
peace~
silentwarrior
(250 posts)Quirky is good
Kaleva
(36,343 posts)Back in the 90's I posed as a lesbian in a lesbian chat room. It didn't take long for me to figure out that everybody else there was a man posing as a lesbian. Sick bastards!
Kennah
(14,315 posts)He and another coworker did the first person shooter games. The two of them would often logon with interesting names, and the best experience was when they logged on as Xena and Gabrielle. Dumb-assed guys playing the game apparently thought they were two hot lesbians, so the dumb-asses would sacrifice themselves for Xena and Gabrielle. It was great for "Xena and Gabrielle" because they would get to stay in the game and play for a LOT longer. I still laugh about those dumb-asses fantasizing about two hot lesbians, but the reality was two guys in their underwear scratching their nuts.
Kaleva
(36,343 posts)A bunch of middle aged men who probably were wearing just their underwear. At least I was fully clothed. I have standards!
shanti
(21,675 posts)i'd much rather get that in my inbox than a picture of some jerkoff's stiffy. yes, it has happened before!
Tuesday Afternoon
(56,912 posts)mythology
(9,527 posts)I mean, showing your genitals to a stranger doesn't seem likely to work, and I wouldn't want anything to do with anybody it would work on.
Of course I once worked with a guy who got busted for exposing himself on the public transit. He always seemed like a decent guy until that point.
I can kind of see the idea behind doing it in public in that you get to see the reaction and there's that element of danger, but I don't get what they get from doing it online. Granted either is skeevy and shouldn't be done, but I do like to at least try to understand the underlying cause.
seabeyond
(110,159 posts)and he accomplished so much in life.
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Dash87
(3,220 posts)How romantic... I always wanted the attention of my very own vampire.
MissMillie
(38,580 posts)This kind of crap is all over the place.
And the ones that are not this overt, when you contact them, their first question is "so you like sex, right?"
abq e streeter
(7,658 posts)Seriously ,though; that IS pretty damn creepy.
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)I tried online dating several years ago.
Most of the guys posted photos that were 10 years old. [img][/img] It was a big surprise the first few times.
jmowreader
(50,562 posts)You never wanted to date a scriptwriter for porno movies?
MissHoneychurch
(33,600 posts)over the years I found my prince on a dating site.
The decent and good ones really are out there. We are together now for a year.
Here we are at a wedding in December
Lydia Leftcoast
(48,217 posts)written in what they think is an appealingly romantic style.
They're pathetic.