Who exactly is MiddleFingerMon?

[Locut0s]

I've been on the internet for more than a few years and I'm hardly knew to forums. I know all the different forum archetypes out there and I've survived more than one forum war over the years, in several forums, so I know my characters. I've seen the name MFM come up a lot here and I don't frequent the lounge as often as I should, I plan to more. So... what type of forum character is MFM?

[madinmaryland]

1. He's the naked guy in teh Lounge!!

[Brigid]

4. Naked in a beanbag chair eating Cheetos.

Couldn't resist.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

7. and wiping his orange fingers on the shag rug.

Also, naked but wearing birkenstocks.

With socks. Tie-dyed socks.

[TrogL]

16. This thread is useless without pics

[applegrove]

2. Our own professional level comedian. Pushing the limits like you would see in a comedy club.

[TheMadMonk]

3. Carribean gentelman showing the digitus impudicus. /nt

[BlancheSplanchnik]

8. he's Caribbean??

I am SO jealous.

[OriginalGeek]

5. He's the only immortal fellow

I believe in.

[Lady Freedom Returns]

30. You mean like these guys?

[OriginalGeek]

37. lol, on a side note

I blame Anne Rice for this. Once she made vamps cool, everybody thought they could get in on it.





Though I still won't miss my True Blood.

[Lady Freedom Returns]

38. I'm Team Dracula!

My vampires don't get bright and shiny.

[OriginalGeek]

40. Dracula was one of the very first "grown up" books I ever read

Still one of the best.

[Denninmi]

6. Who is he?

A friend, and one of the nicest guys you could ever meet. With a big heart and a weird, in a good way, sense of humor.

And, don't forget the immortal part, I'm holding him to that.

[Scuba]

9. +1

[whistler162]

10. As the tale goes only his Native American partner knows....

or maybe only the Shadow knows.

[shadowrider]

41. No, no he doesn't..:)

[Ptah]

11. Well,

Hey, man, you don't talk to the MFM. You listen to him. The man's enlarged my mind.
He's a poet warrior in the classic sense. I mean sometimes he'll... uh... well, you'll say
"hello" to him, right? And he'll just walk right by you. He won't even notice you.
And suddenly he'll grab you, and he'll throw you in a corner, and he'll say,
"Do you know that 'if' is the middle word in life? If you can keep your head when
all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you, if you can trust yourself
when all men doubt you"... I mean I'm... no, I can't... I'm a little man,
I'm a little man, he's... he's a great man! I should have been a pair of
ragged claws scuttling across floors of silent seas...

[mysuzuki2]

14. and he once punched a magician.

[TrogL]

17. Ken??

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[Ptah]

31. yep

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[velvet]

12. MiddleFingerMon?

MiddleFingerMon is MiddleFingerMom's French Uncle. Some call him the gangster of love, some call him Maurice.

[rurallib]

13. He is our spiritual guide

accept no substitutes.

[MiddleFingerMom]

15. I like to think the persona has a lot of Benat Le Cagot from the Novel "Shibumi" by Trevanian in it.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

18. For a cultural reference, I was thinking of the movie "Macunaima"

A classic from Brazil.

[MiddleFingerMom]

20. I think MiddleFingerMom used to dance the Macunaima. He was young and drunk and stupid...

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[MiddleFingerMom]

19. Le Cagot was a Basque terrorist/freedom fighter (depending on who's writing the history, as always)

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... who was a warrior/poet/clown/bawdy libertine.
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My kinda guy. By the four balls of Jesus, Mary & Joseph... I hearily recommend the book.
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[TeamPooka]

39. love the book

[LiberalEsto]

21. He is our Perfect Master

Our Guru

Our Jewel in the Eye in the Heart of the Golden Toast Flavored Lotus

the Leader of the Lounge Conga Line

Emperor of Ice Cream Sandwiches

The Grand High-Falutin' Rootin'-Tootin" Poobah of Pictorial Postings

etc.

[MiddleFingerMom]

22. You forgot "The Party Guest Who Never Leaves". Seriously.

[LiberalEsto]

23. Oopsie!

Sorry, O Party Guest Who Never Leaves.

[nolabear]

24. As I recall, he is the God of Hellfire. Also, the Duke of Earl.

[mythology]

25. Well MiddleFingerMom

ain't exactly a who, he's more of a what.

And what he is, is the funny that makes DU a better place.

[annabanana]

26. He's a picker, he's a grinner, he's a lover and he's a sinner

(has a thing for peaches)

[MiddleFingerMom]

27. Just like Frank Zappa, I'm only interested in two things: Peaches and Beer.

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Or something like that.
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[csziggy]

33. Not beer and travel money?

And many experiences!

[RedCloud]

29. We are all MiddleFingerMom!

Maybe you noticed our Holiday lights?

[LiberalEsto]

42. We are he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.

goo goo g'joob.

He is the fingerman

[Taverner]

32. MiddleFingerMon is when you puff puff and pass in MiddleFingerMom's direction

[Recovered Repug]

34. MFM is who The Most Interesting Man In World wants to be when he grows up.

[Lady Freedom Returns]

35. He is an enigma.

He is one of the legions of DU alongside such greats as Aristus, greywarrior, SalmonChantedEvening and Skittles.

[mrmpa]

36. I miss him when he doesn't post.........

and I send him good vibes when he's in the hospital.