Woman arrested after trying to kill her boyfriend with her large breasts

[madinmaryland]

A man claims he was nearly killed after his girlfriend choked him with her large breasts, according to court proceedings.
A high-flying lawyer fled in terror naked after his girlfriend used her 38DD breasts in an attempt to kill him, a German court has heard.

Tim Schmidt, 30, said his girlfriend, Franziska Hansen, 33, mounted her assault while they were having sex because she was jealous of his successful career.

She denies the charge of attempted murder with a deadly weapon after the incident in the city of Unna in May. According to her, it was a sex game gone wrong and Schmidt panicked.

He told the court he was admiring her large cleavage closely when she suddenly stuck his head between her breasts and squeezed hard. Schmidt was smothered and began to panic as he struggled to breathe, the court heard.

Schmidt told the court: "I was sitting naked and I was kissing her breasts when suddenly grabbed my head in pushed it between her breasts and held my head with all her might. I could not breathe, I must have turned blue. I could not tear myself free and thought I was going to die."

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[Scuba]

1. Sounds better than a heart attack.

[Aristus]

2. That's how I wanna go, man...

[freshwest]

3. LOL

[rurallib]

4. talk about a thread that is useless without pictures

ETA - the loungers deserve to see the 'alleged' murder weapons.

[HarveyDarkey]

5. Just go to the article

[Bucky]

15. Talk about your natural born killers

[HarveyDarkey]

6. The only thing that can stop a bad woman with large breasts...

is a good woman with large breasts. Or something.

[7wo7rees]

32. BOOBFIGHT!!!

[Tabasco_Dave]

7. I just thought of "Everything You Wanted To Know About Sex"

with Woody Allen.

[Sherman A1]

20. Great film

loved it.

[PD Turk]

8. My wife did that to me

She packs an H cup and she assaulted me in a similar fashion the other day. It took me damn near an hour to fend off the assault

[NewJeffCT]

26. and, I'm sure you enjoyed

most, if not all, of that hour.

[cbrer]

9. Video here:

HA

Made ya' look!

[kentauros]

10. "mounted her assault" ?

[tblue]

11. My hubby's safe.

Is this going to court? Will DDs have to be registered now?

[NickB79]

12. Talk about "high-capacity magazines"

[mythology]

13. Is he sure she didn't just have a back spasm from having to carry those around?

I'm a guy, but my near constant back pain makes me wince at the thought of a woman having that large of breasts.

[MissMillie]

24. DDs are big, but

w/ a 38 measurement, that's somewhat proportional. It doesn't sound like she's a twig carrying around DDs

[NewJeffCT]

25. the original article

from a few weeks back said she was 9 stone in weight, which is 126 pounds (9x14), and her boyfriend was 13 or 14 stone in weight.

Not sure I believe the story.

[MissMillie]

27. I saw the picture

If that woman weighs 126, then I weigh 98 lbs.

[NewJeffCT]

28. depends on how tall she is

if she is 5'0" or less, it might be believable. Many years ago, I dated a woman that was almost that well endowed, and she was 4'11" or so and usually weighed in the 105-115 range, though she did get up to a little over 120 once.

Of course, if she is closer to the average height of a woman, then the 9 stone weight is BS.

[MissMillie]

30. Seriously.... judging from that picture

the woman would have to be 4'3". I weigh just a little bit more than she's claiming to, and I'm 5'1". I have a clearly defined collar bone and clearly defined cheek bones.

[Bucky]

14. If you outlaw big breasts, only outlaws will have big breasts.

Imagine the tombstone: He died of lactose intolerance.

[Lil Missy]

16. The Founders never envisioned weapons grade breasts. n/t

[Gidney N Cloyd]

22. I'll bet Franklin did...

[Lil Missy]

23. .....

[MrScorpio]

17. That's utterly ridiculous! nt

[DFW]

18. The NRA's official position:

"The only thing that will stop a woman with large breasts is a man with large breasts."

[Remmah2]

21. ya boob.

nt

[NaturalHigh]

19. Unique weapons.

Reminds me of an old movie called "Double Agent 73." Use your imagination regarding the 73.

[In_The_Wind]

29. Sorta makes using a safe-word impossible.

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[RedCloud]

31. NRA fires back perhaps out of jealousy with new fashion line...

Psst. That's a bullet bra.

[Major Nikon]

33. Ach mein gott!

[pokerfan]

34. Anything more than a handful

is a lethal weapon.