New Rule for DU - this means everybody!

[lastlib]

Henceforth, the name "Ted Nugent" SHALL NOT be mentioned on this discussion board UNLESS preceded by the phrase "Pants-shitting NRA activist and child molester".

We here at DU are dedicated to truth, justice and the "American Way" (whatever the hell that is), and such cannot be attained without using the proper nomenclature for the things we discuss. This step must be taken to ensure that we are being truthful in these matters. Anyone found violating this rule will be subjected to a minimum of five minutes of listening to "Stranglehold" by the aforementioned pants-shitting NRA activist and child molester.

Thank you.

[NYC_SKP]

1. Seems unfair to pants shitters...

Just sayin'

[littlemissmartypants]

4. You have to stop

making me laugh. LMSP

[LeftOfSelf-Centered]

9. I agree.

I think the "pants shitter" should be qualified with "draft dodger". That should narrow it down.

[Lady Freedom Returns]

2. Do you relies that you just started something right?

You know how some love to be tortured here in the Lounge?

[lastlib]

3. Well, okay, we can exempt MiddleFingerMom.....

[WhoIsNumberNone]

5. Is 'Turd Nugent' an acceptable substitute?

Less typing...


ETA- Oh, and for the record, he's got way worse songs than Stranglehold. On the same album even.

[lastlib]

6. No, it leaves off the child molester part...

You are right, he has worse songs, but that was the first one that popped into my head at the time.....

[Bake]

7. You mean he recorded something besides Cat Scratch Fever?

I had no idea!

Don't want to hear any of it, though. The asshat is a third-rate guitarist (and that's being generous) and I have no use for the likes of him.



Bake

[mokawanis]

8. I approve of this message

I had fun calling him a coward and a pants shitter on his FB page until they blocked me.

[libodem]

10. Shiza Hosen

Probably spelled wrong but oh well.

[hifiguy]

11. Scheisshosen is what you are looking for

if I remember any of my college German correctly.

[Forrestted]

12. Draft Dodger Should Be Acceptable