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Your worrisome problems, solved. Your most bothersome questions, answered. Your deepest fears, sliced by my sharp wit and keen wisdom, like a parry from Frodo's Sting.
Avail yourself freely, my friends. I am here to help.
struggle4progress
(118,330 posts)I've been looking everywhere but no dice -- and no marbles. Whatever shall I do?
MrScorpio
(73,631 posts)If they don't come back, you were never meant to have them in the first place.
When you release yourself of them, you will free yourself from the burden of having them.
mysuzuki2
(3,521 posts)Aggies or catseyes?
taterguy
(29,582 posts)Any idea of who (or whom) would have let them out?
MrScorpio
(73,631 posts)Have you ever questioned yourself about how good of a pet daddy that you've been to them?
If they did let themselves out, and it could most certainly point to that, that would be the answer to your question.
Denninmi
(6,581 posts)You were dead on right last year in you answer to this question:
What will winter bring to Detroit? Should I order rock salt by the ton, or merely take a few dozen of those little salt packets from the counter at Wendy's and call it good?
MrScorpio
(73,631 posts)I'm expecting another underwhelming winter.
Denninmi
(6,581 posts)Should have asked you this question BEFORE I bought XC skis and snowshoes.
rurallib
(62,441 posts)Shall I put some money on the Cubs to win the World Series next year?
MrScorpio
(73,631 posts)And bet whatever you have left over on the Cubs.
Just do me a favor and don't borrow money from a guy name Fat Tony, if you decide to do that.
HipChick
(25,485 posts)and that I should act dumb and blonde around them, instead of being my nerdy self...Is this true? Is this the best way to attract a man?
MrScorpio
(73,631 posts)Attracting guys isn't all that hard.
First, you need to smile. A smile is always your best tool. If he smiles back, you're half way there.
Second, let the guy come to you. Men like the chase. Make him think that he caught you.
Third, show some self confidence with your smarts. Guys need to think that you're worth the chase, that the best way. Most of all, be yourself.
And last, be frank about what you expect. Guys never get enough of that.
That should work out for you.
LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)And if so, can I have a new DU screenname?
MrScorpio
(73,631 posts)And keep your username, it suits you well.
Baitball Blogger
(46,755 posts)Last year there were four morning doves in my backyard. Now there are sixteen. Why?
MrScorpio
(73,631 posts)madinmaryland
(64,933 posts)MrScorpio
(73,631 posts)patricia92243
(12,598 posts)LeftofObama
(4,243 posts)Why do people ignore me all the time. Some friends of mine that I thought were pretty close had a HUGE party back in August and I wasn't even invited. I had a pretty important job for 8 years and everybody wanted to be my friend, now it's like I don't even exist.
Sincerely,
G. W. Bush
MrScorpio
(73,631 posts)Tobin S.
(10,418 posts)Jeanette has 150 acres of land suitable for cultivating crops A and B. The cost of cultivating crop A is $40 per acre, whereas that of crop B is $60 per acre. The farmer has a maximum of $7400 available for land cultivation. Each acre of crop A requires 20 labor hours, and each acre of crop B requires 25 labor hours. Jeanette has a maximum of 3300 labor hours available. If she expects to make a profit of $150 an acre on crop A and $200 an acre on crop B, how many acres of each crop should she plant in order to maximize her profit? Are any resources left over?
MrScorpio
(73,631 posts)patricia92243
(12,598 posts)mysuzuki2
(3,521 posts)And in a related question, why don't young women dig me anymore?
MrScorpio
(73,631 posts)Try some cocktail lounges instead.
Grantuspeace
(873 posts)MrScorpio
(73,631 posts)In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)MrScorpio
(73,631 posts)MissMillie
(38,574 posts)I don't want to drive home w/ road conditions similar to my ride into work.
MrScorpio
(73,631 posts)Not only that, but it has you surrounded too.
There's no escape for you.
geardaddy
(24,931 posts)MrScorpio
(73,631 posts)Bucky
(54,041 posts)MrScorpio
(73,631 posts)Bucky
(54,041 posts)And if not Life, what about the Saturday Evening Post?
AnneD
(15,774 posts)get rid of the voices in my head. I can't find the off switch and the just enhances the signal.
MrScorpio
(73,631 posts)The best way to get them to stop talking is for you to talk to yourself.
They're lost lonely, that's all.
AnneD
(15,774 posts)we will do a coffee clatch at Starbucks. I will just wear my phone ear piece and no one will be the wiser.