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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsSo,....if there was a monkey,....and it was wearing a human mask,...would you have sex with it?
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So,....if there was a monkey,....and it was wearing a human mask,...would you have sex with it? (Original Post)
ohiosmith
Dec 2012
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NYC_SKP
(68,644 posts)1. Is it carrying a gun?
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)2. No,...a banana!
NYC_SKP
(68,644 posts)5. RUNAWAAAYYYYY!!!11!!1!!1!
Myrina
(12,296 posts)3. I may already have ...
... the drugs I took in the 80's were mighty powerful things.
cliffordu
(30,994 posts)4. I think he's my dad.
Him or Lenny Bruce.
Lady Freedom Returns
(14,120 posts)6. Well not right off the bat.
We will need to go on a date. I need to find out more about what kind of a guy he is. I do have a type I like ya know.
littlemissmartypants
(22,740 posts)10. Have to say
this is a pretty good looking monkey... see how good he looks away from us here in the lounge...
Lady Freedom Returns
(14,120 posts)15. I can say this
He makes one mean Banana Daiquiri!
derby378
(30,252 posts)7. Okay, put down the shot glass and step away from the bar...
We're gonna love you through this, man, don't worry.
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)8. No.
just sayin ~ no
denbot
(9,901 posts)9. Umm.. Do you mean a second time?
If so, the answer is no. Don't get me wrong, I' m down with the hot monkey love, it' s just that
I'm married now.
MrScorpio
(73,631 posts)11. Walken in a Winter Wonderland
BlueJazz
(25,348 posts)12. Ah..Depends on the mask.
MiddleFingerMom
(25,163 posts)13. Yes. (eom)
Baitball Blogger
(46,756 posts)14. No. But if my husband wore a gorilla mask...
Oh, got to go. The phone is ringing.
datasuspect
(26,591 posts)16. no dinner or foreplay first?
Throd
(7,208 posts)17. Don't do it! I had one drunken night 25 years ago, and they still call me a "monkey fucker".