Holy crap! My cat just drug in a

[rurallib]

Reublican.
What am I supposed to do with it? Sure is snarly.
I have heard they can get really nasty. It's threatening to take my social security and medicare, bust my union and take over the schools.
I am afraid to let it back out cause it could cause a lot of harm running around loose, but I sure don't want to keep it.

damned cats.

[redwitch]

1. LOL

Thanks for the laugh. This reminded me of Oscar, always a good thing.

[Lady Freedom Returns]

2. The best way to handle it is...

A Liberal Democrat!
I'll be over in 30 minutes.

[rurallib]

3. IDK - it is really acting dangerous

I am thinking of getting a pile of money for it to count and put itself to sleep.

[Lady Freedom Returns]

5. Do that! Keep it occupied.

Just remember the only way to handle a Rep. Fat Cat is a Yellow Dog Demo.

Darn stop light, give me an extra 5 minutes. ( )

[CherokeeDem]

4. LOL....

This is terrific... I needed a laugh...

The visuals that popped into my head were fantistic...

Good kitty...but I wouldn't know what to do with one of those snarly varmints either...

[In_The_Wind]

6. Tranquilize it.

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[rurallib]

7. great idea - ugh where do you find that stuff?

[HappyMe]

20. Nah.

The animal control people will have tranquilizer darts.

[In_The_Wind]

24. The danged thing could cause one heck of a mess

by the time they arrive with their darts.

[LiberalEsto]

8. Has your cat had its shots?

You might want to get it a booster to keep it from catching something nasty.

[rurallib]

9. we do keep our cats up their shots

good point though.

[Lady Freedom Returns]

11. Their is not any shots for what Republicans carry.

Just make sure you have your cat do nice things. That should help.

[Moondog]

10. Do you have a mulch pile?

Problem solved . . . .

[Kali]

12. let you cat "play" with it until it expires

then flush it

[Bake]

33. And here I was gonna say let the cat kill it ...

Your reply is much more fun!



Bake

[Yavin4]

13. Call Your Govt. Run Animal Control

They will take care of strays.

BTW, animal control is a much needed and terrific govt service. I worked in India, and they have no animal control. So, the streets are littered with all kinds of stray animals, cats, dogs, cows, monkeys, etc., and they spread all sorts of diseases.

[Scruffy Rumbler]

14. Dang.....

And I thought I had it bad when my two cats brought in a rat this morning from the neighbors garage!
It didn't pee on anything, did it?

[rurallib]

15. no thank goodness

We called our local law enforcement. Small town, they do everything.
It has been removed to a shelter where it can be adopted out. Although I don't hold much hope for that.

[Scruffy Rumbler]

21. I hope they don't put it with the pit bulls!

[polly7]

16. Wait ... how big is it? Do you have a fish tank? nt.

[Rambis]

17. My grandmother would drown it in a bucket- What she always did with rats (nm)

[Arugula Latte]

18. Well, you could humanely trap it and then release it in Wyoming or South Carolina ...

But that is a lot of trouble.

[EastTennesseeDem]

19. Get out your handy vial of unborn babies' blood and yell repeatedly

"THE POWER OF DARWIN COMPELS YOU!"

[NV Whino]

22. My cats wouldn't touch one with a ten foot pole

You need to better train your cat.

[rurallib]

29. train a cat? can that be done?

[NV Whino]

32. Water guns and love

It can be done, but it ain't easy. They do have a natural revulsion to republicans, though.

[The Wielding Truth]

23. First, keep it away from other Republicans then just keep showing it compassion and reality in equal

doses. It should start to respond and be reasonable in a few days. They are very susceptible to fake things so keep it away from contact with used car salesmen and preachers. It will want you to ignore your needs and give it everything. You must make it share and let it see that others have needs too.

Do not give it any power of any kind unless you need to have something screwed up then stop it right away because it will not stop on its own.

It's a challenge and its charm will let you forget that its fear of relevance will feed its need for dominance. Good luck.

[Incitatus]

25. Don't feed it after midnight or get it wet. nt

[Purveyor]

26. Flush it down the toilet quick! Most likely carrying fleas and other 'parasites' like kochs!!! eom

[warrprayer]

27. My kitty

... once came to me with what I thought was a dead mouse in her mouth. She dropped it in my lap and it started running all over the room...

[valerief]

28. You need one of these. It's the only thing that gets rid of them.

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[Gidney N Cloyd]

30. Oh, boy. For every one you see there's 50 skulking in the dark, damp corners of the foundation.

You need some more cats.

[Grateful for Hope]

31. This made me laugh out loud!

Thank you so much for the laugh!

[MrScorpio]

34. Beat it with a stick

Then flush it down the toilet


Edit: The Republican, not the cat