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How to Good-bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
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Xyzse
(8,217 posts)I may just buy this for kicks and giggles.
I just don't want it associated with my Amazon account...
Any one here I can paypal the funds to, that live close enough to me for me to pick it up?
Baitball Blogger
(46,733 posts)Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)Brickbat
(19,339 posts)hack89
(39,171 posts)you can feel as if your root chakra leaked sweet hot mucus."
MiddleFingerMom
(25,163 posts).
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And I'm STILL not full of vigor, happiness and joy. My complexion is kinda shitty... and my
eyes DEFINITELY don't sparkle (although they HAVE changed from blue to brown).
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It has helped me accomplish 3 things, though.
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1. I can blow out a candle with it at 50 feet.
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2. I've won the Mr. Univass competition 8 years running.
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3. I get all the personal space I want -- including always getting my own seat on the bus -- "I'm
sorry, but I can't talk right now. I have to constrict my anus another 485 times. HEY... where ya
goin'?"
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And, unless I want 'em to know... no one EVER knows that I'm doing it right in front of them!!!
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Oh, CRAP... now I have to start over. Thanks a LOT!!!!!
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Baitball Blogger
(46,733 posts)When you see it, it's like they spotted a spider on the ceiling and they're monitoring its movements.
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)Ah, my dirty stickiness is indeed burned out now.