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Dear Dumb Cat,
So there's this guy in one of my classes, and I have the world's biggest crush on him. I catch myself staring at him for a good portion of the class period. How do I get him to notice me?
Clueless in Clovis
Dear Clueless,
The one thing I always tell people in this situation is that, whether you believe it or not, you almost certainly already have your crush's attention. What you really need to do is to prove that fact to yourself - and that's the easy part!
Next time your crush takes a bathroom break, follow him to the facilities, and scratch on the door until he lets you in. Once you're inside, butt your head into his hand until he turns on the faucet. That way, you can sit on the sink and drink out of the faucet while he relieves himself.
Yours,
A Dumb Cat
So there's this guy in one of my classes, and I have the world's biggest crush on him. I catch myself staring at him for a good portion of the class period. How do I get him to notice me?
Clueless in Clovis
Dear Clueless,
The one thing I always tell people in this situation is that, whether you believe it or not, you almost certainly already have your crush's attention. What you really need to do is to prove that fact to yourself - and that's the easy part!
Next time your crush takes a bathroom break, follow him to the facilities, and scratch on the door until he lets you in. Once you're inside, butt your head into his hand until he turns on the faucet. That way, you can sit on the sink and drink out of the faucet while he relieves himself.
Yours,
A Dumb Cat
More:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/how-to-get-your-college-crush-to-notice-you
