Skinner has closed Teh Lounge Swimming Pool

[struggle4progress]

[libodem]

1. Oh, god

Did they let the kids in again?

[struggle4progress]

5. I honestly don't know what Skinner was thinking

[libodem]

13. And I thought that scroungy old hottub

That the old DU2 mods abandoned for us was bad. Can you imagine the amount of chemicals that thing took to keep clean? I hope they wore suits.

[greatauntoftriplets]

22. Heh heh.

[libodem]

23. Don't tell me you people. WERE naked

Gets out her scrub brush and bleach. After the mess in the rest rooms, I thought I was done cleaning up the place.

MFM, get out of the hot tub, NOW!!! And wear a towel, I'm going in....

[one_voice]

2. Who turned the water...

blue?

[MiddleFingerMom]

11. If I'd had just a FEW more minutes, it woulda been the most GLORIOUS shade of green.

[Aristus]

3. I didn't know we even HAD a swimming pool!

I thought it was shut down the same time as the DU Grotto. Too many Loungers flirting with too many pool boys and cabana maids...

[struggle4progress]

4. How quickly they forget!

[libodem]

14. That rumor about me and that pool boy

Ahem, patently untrue.

[Aristus]

19. Sorry. Too many eyewitnesses...

I only looked passed-out.

There were some crazy times in the Grotto...

[XemaSab]

6. Too many brown trout

n/t

[name not needed]

7. Someone from Meta kept shitting in the pool

[nolabear]

8. Thank goodness he found a guard dog to keep things under control!

[struggle4progress]

9. It was good to have a guard dog with such a singleminded focus on guarding the pool

[Baitball Blogger]

10. Who said you needed a big yard to exercise a big dog?

[kentauros]

12. So long as he doesn't shut down the Turkish prison,

then I'm fine with the loss of the pool

[libodem]

15. Someone has been wandering in the tunnels again

Some have never returned, they say.

[kentauros]

16. I hear they make gladiator movies down there, too.

And someone found a toy jet passenger plane once.

[libodem]

17. I only go with a team

There is a graveyard down there and secret dancers. Nobody is supposed to know.

You ever sneak out the back off the loading docks you come out a tree trunk in the Bohemian Grove.

[kentauros]

18. So long as there are no R.O.U.S.s waiting for me

or a scraggly-looking albino, I should be fine.

[libodem]

20. Hey that stringy blond hair is natural

And yes I could use a tan, but ouch.

[Kennah]

21. Aw c'mon. It's just a Baby Ruth bar.