The day after the Powerball jackpot is always one of my favorite days.

[cbdo2007]

When everyone at work and online who makes fun of me for trading stocks tells me how disappointed they are for losing the Powerball jackpot. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[LynneSin]

1. Huffington Post had a funny article about things you have a better chance of doing than...

winning the Power Ball.

One of them - winning the Presidency.

Of course if you're Mitt Romney you might want to stick to playing power ball.

[Chan790]

2. As someone who does both.

The market is also a rigged game but at least Powerball is fun...the NYSE is just where I allow assholes to steal from me by manipulating the market for no good reason.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

3. Speaking of the market, the right-wingers on Facebook were gloating

the day after the election, saying that the Dow had fallen 303 points.

I never used to follow the stockmarket, but I have ever since I inherited a small brokerage account two years ago, so I know that this is by no means a crash. But some working class guy who gets all his "news" from Rush and Glenn may not know this.

(BTW, the Dow is back up.)

[cbdo2007]

4. You think Powerball is more fun than trading stocks?!?!

The odds are much much better and you have winning days and losing days, rather than just having to start over every week after losing everything.

[Tsiyu]

5. If only you could get into the stock market with $2

Oh, yeah.......that reality........never mind, some people like to gloat over the imaginary and I often forget this......

[kcass1954]

6. I hate it.

My idiot co-workers promised that they weren't coming back. And yet, here they are. WTF?