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Related: Culture Forums, Support Forums42 Million Dead In Bloodiest Black Friday Weekend On Record
http://www.theonion.com/articles/42-million-dead-in-bloodiest-black-friday-weekend,30517According to emergency personnel, early estimates indicate that more than 42 million Americans were killed this past weekend in what is now believed to be the bloodiest Black Friday shopping event in history.
First responders reporting from retail stores all across the nation said the record-breaking post-Thanksgiving shopping spree carnage began as early as midnight on Friday, when 13 million shoppers were reportedly trampled, pummeled, burned, stabbed, shot, lanced, and brutally beaten to death while attempting to participate in early holiday sales events.
First responders reporting from retail stores all across the nation said the record-breaking post-Thanksgiving shopping spree carnage began as early as midnight on Friday, when 13 million shoppers were reportedly trampled, pummeled, burned, stabbed, shot, lanced, and brutally beaten to death while attempting to participate in early holiday sales events.
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42 Million Dead In Bloodiest Black Friday Weekend On Record (Original Post)
drm604
Nov 2012
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LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)1. And those that survived
pooped in the dressing rooms and merchandise displays.
KurtNYC
(14,549 posts)2. "You can have my Wii-U when you pry it from my cold dead hands !"
Initech
(100,108 posts)3. Highest body count ever!!
sakabatou
(42,185 posts)5. Huh... According to Movie Body Counts.com
LotR: Return of the King has the largest body count.
Hayabusa
(2,135 posts)6. Technically, I'd say it was A New Hope
When Alderaan went kaboom.
sakabatou
(42,185 posts)4. Friday Bloody Friday