What would you expect to find in a reverse universe?

[RedCloud]

I need this info to determine if we are the reverse universe or not.

e.g. insurance rates would go down logically as your house and car get older.

Do organisms hang onto trees to avoid being sucked into the 'real" universe?

Are those trees growing rootside up like our reverse tomato plants?

Would it have "white bumps" where everything is expelled including light?

[Tobin S.]

1. Smart people would be considered cool.

[RedCloud]

4. And people would be gathering at knowledge centers during the weekend.

Maybe the weekend would be five days a week in the work week, two days a week. In such a superior universe.

[Major Nikon]

2. Twinkies

[RedCloud]

3. Maybe with the cream on the outside

And workers well-paid on the inside of the factory

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

9. Mmmm, the more you eat ...

... the thinner you get!

[treestar]

5. People would eat corn on the cob by holding it vertically

I think that was an SNL skit where there is a parallel universe where everything is identical except that!

[RedCloud]

6. That will teach me to procrastinate

I have had this idea for several decades. Not about the corn on the cob, just the opposite universe. I suppose there are several million others in that same boat

[surrealAmerican]

7. Your house and car would not be getting older ...

... they would be getting younger until they would ultimately be disassembled.

[RedCloud]

10. What an eco-friendly idea!

Truly, things are better on the other side.

[LiberalEsto]

8. I'd have hope nt

[RedCloud]

11. Or, as here, hope springs eternal

I would search for hope in the fall there!

And maybe you could meet
Liberal Eso and
Liberal Aquello
and have more hope!

[HopeHoops]

12. A functional congress.

[RedCloud]

25. You mean a Senate where 51 votes is a majority?

[HopeHoops]

36. You mean like the Constitution stipulates? Yeah, that's a good start.

[Dr. Strange]

13. Santa Claus would be that asshole who comes around every Christmas and steals presents from kids.

And you really don't want to know about digestion!

[bluedigger]

14. Nothing.

I'd just lose everything.

[AsahinaKimi]

15. A planet ...

Where upon MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS of dryer socks are spewed out onto the surface. (never in pairs..)

[Jersey Devil]

16. lol, thanks for the laugh

Funniest (and most true) think I've read all day.

[mysuzuki2]

17. I would be tall and handsome and

having sex with all the beautiful women I want.

[treestar]

18. Kids would have to work

And people would start school upon retirement.

Fred Astaire would be the one to dance backwards.

[ThoughtCriminal]

19. This IS the reverse universe

Bush/Cheney - nuff said.

[ashling]

20. Uh ... the reverse,

of course

[Jamaal510]

21. 1. Trickle-down economics works.

2. Cars ride people.
3. Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy are real.
4. Women have penises, while men have vaginas.
5. Global warming doesn't exist.
6. Mice chase cats.
7. The sky is red.
8. Obama is the most admired person by Republicans.
9. Instead of watching TV, TV watches you.
10. You get burned by ice, while frozen by fire.
11. Thanksgiving is now called Thankstaking.
12. The Chicago Cubs have made baseball the most predictable sport by winning the World Series every consecutive year since 1908.
13. Everybody's faces are where their butts are, and vice-versa.
14. Alcohol consumption adds brain cells, while eating vegetables zaps them.
15. Typewriters have made the Internet obsolete.
16. You gain respect by farting in an elevator and peeing in a pool.
17. Life for everyone is infinite.
18. Lions live in jungles, and are therefore true to their nickname of "King of the Jungle".
19. Water is dry.
20. Eating McDonald's makes you lose weight.

[RedCloud]

26. A most excellent list!

[Ikonoklast]

22. Vast amounts of Anti-Matter.

[Kennah]

23. But no pasta. Only antipasta.

[RedCloud]

28. What about anti-freeze?

[Kennah]

38. None, but there will be Uncle Freeze.

[jmowreader]

24. Teabaggers would know how to spell, and they'd make sense

[RedCloud]

30. But would they understand what the term finally means?

[jmowreader]

37. They do now

Which is why they get offended when we call them that, even tho they used it first.

[Denninmi]

27. Newman would be a thin comedian,

Jerry would be a fat mailman.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

29. My Past

[RedCloud]

32. And you wrote that on Wednesday afternoon..., Tuesday Afternoon

And maybe the Beatles would lose the Battle of England to the Moody Blues!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

33. lol

[arcane1]

31. Tomorrow, turkeys eat humans and complain about what they don't have

And they eat with their behinds instead of their mouths

[Liberal Veteran]

34. Goatees. And lots of sashes.

[Taverner]

35. Red Dwarf speculated once:

Hitler was a hero and everyone hated Santa Claus for stealing their gifts every year

[Generic Brad]

39. Fox News would have a liberal bias

[Gold Metal Flake]

40. This guy...