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WCGreen

(45,558 posts)
Tue Nov 20, 2012, 02:10 AM Nov 2012

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign

on top of their car which said: Two Prostitutes - $50.00.

A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them, and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.

At that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "Jesus Saves." One of the girls asked the officer, "How come you don't stop them?"

"Well, that's a little different," the officer said. "Their sign pertains to religion."

The following day the same police officer noticed the same two hookers driving around with a large sign on their car. He figured he had an easy arrest until he read their new sign:

Wait for it......


























Two Fallen Angels.




Seeking Peter -- $50.




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Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign (Original Post) WCGreen Nov 2012 OP
That's fucking hilarious! CaliforniaPeggy Nov 2012 #1
the F-bomb..... BlancheSplanchnik Nov 2012 #3
(rim shot) - or (rim job) perhaps HopeHoops Nov 2012 #2
+1000 nt ProudProgressiveNow Nov 2012 #4

CaliforniaPeggy

(149,627 posts)
1. That's fucking hilarious!
Tue Nov 20, 2012, 02:21 AM
Nov 2012

Now, I'm using the F-bomb since it's highly appropriate for your charming hilarious story!

BlancheSplanchnik

(20,219 posts)
3. the F-bomb.....
Tue Nov 20, 2012, 12:22 PM
Nov 2012

Well they do sound like strong Feminists----

Smart business women who won't be squashed by the patriarchy!!!!!!!!!!



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