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LynneSin

(95,337 posts) Mon Nov 19, 2012, 01:06 PM Nov 2012

* Gets out her staple gun and posts today's DU Lunch special in the DU Cafeteria *

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*** Gets out her staple gun and posts today's DU Lunch special in the DU Cafeteria *** (Original Post) LynneSin Nov 2012 OP

Damn it, who taught the crab to cook? geardaddy Nov 2012 #1

About time - 8 legs means I save on labor costs LynneSin Nov 2012 #2

... geardaddy Nov 2012 #4

Ew, yuck. Denninmi Nov 2012 #3

Whore dust! Yummy nt Incitatus Nov 2012 #5

Whore dust - smegma? HopeHoops Nov 2012 #6

Do they serve crabs here? Gidney N Cloyd Nov 2012 #7

At DU Cafeteria we don't serve crabs - crabs serve you LynneSin Nov 2012 #8

Sounds like a very enterprising seafood venture RFKHumphreyObama Nov 2012 #9

Egg ink sounds like a bad ass. Baitball Blogger Nov 2012 #10

A Crab Cooks Whore Dust...I think I've seen that film. nolabear Nov 2012 #11

The Crabettes: MiddleFingerMom Nov 2012 #12

geardaddy

(24,931 posts)

1. Damn it, who taught the crab to cook?

Reply to LynneSin (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 01:08 PM

Nov 2012

LynneSin

(95,337 posts)

2. About time - 8 legs means I save on labor costs

Reply to geardaddy (Reply #1)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 01:09 PM

Nov 2012

geardaddy

(24,931 posts)

4. ...

Reply to LynneSin (Reply #2)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 01:11 PM

Nov 2012

Denninmi

(6,581 posts)

3. Ew, yuck.

Reply to LynneSin (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 01:10 PM

Nov 2012

I think I'll stick with the leftover quinoa pasta with red sauce I brought from home.

Incitatus

(5,317 posts)

5. Whore dust! Yummy nt

Reply to LynneSin (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 01:13 PM

Nov 2012

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

6. Whore dust - smegma?

Reply to LynneSin (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 01:37 PM

Nov 2012

If not, I don't have a clue what that means.

Gidney N Cloyd

(19,847 posts)

7. Do they serve crabs here?

Reply to LynneSin (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 02:03 PM

Nov 2012

LynneSin

(95,337 posts)

8. At DU Cafeteria we don't serve crabs - crabs serve you

Reply to Gidney N Cloyd (Reply #7)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 02:15 PM

Nov 2012

RFKHumphreyObama

(15,164 posts)

9. Sounds like a very enterprising seafood venture

Reply to LynneSin (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 10:56 PM

Nov 2012

Where the seafood serves seafood!

Where did the crab get whore dust?

Particularly curious about the partially obscured entry about shrimp cooking shrimp. Cannibalistic mentality?

Baitball Blogger

(46,758 posts)

10. Egg ink sounds like a bad ass.

Reply to LynneSin (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 10:57 PM

Nov 2012

Or maybe the lemon is a priss?

nolabear

(41,991 posts)

11. A Crab Cooks Whore Dust...I think I've seen that film.

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Mon Nov 19, 2012, 11:00 PM

Nov 2012

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)

12. The Crabettes:

Reply to LynneSin (Original post)

Mon Nov 19, 2012, 11:09 PM

Nov 2012

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Ms. Crab Dust Whore, bring me a dream
(Bung, bung, bung, bung)
Make it the driest that I've ever seen
(Bung, bung, bung, bung)
Give it two lips like roses and clover
(Bung, bung, bung, bung)
Then tell it that its lonesome nights are over.
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OUTTA THE WAY, WEIRD AL!!!!!
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