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madinmaryland

(64,933 posts) Fri Nov 9, 2012, 10:35 PM Nov 2012

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"I sneezed so hard that my uterus hurts"

Gotta love my wife!!

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"I sneezed so hard that my uterus hurts" (Original Post) madinmaryland Nov 2012 OP

I know exactly how that feels! graywarrior Nov 2012 #1

I understand her pain. irisblue Nov 2012 #2

Yep. In_The_Wind Nov 2012 #3

Me too. D'OH! I don't HAVE one!!!! HopeHoops Nov 2012 #4

Acute uterine prolapse secondary to sudden increased intra-abdominal pressure. Aristus Nov 2012 #5

Could you put that in Shakespearean English? madinmaryland Nov 2012 #6

"Then, of a moment did she sneeze forcefully thus, Aristus Nov 2012 #7

hahahaha fizzgig Nov 2012 #8

Classic!! madinmaryland Nov 2012 #9

graywarrior

(59,440 posts)

1. I know exactly how that feels!

Reply to madinmaryland (Original post)

Fri Nov 9, 2012, 11:04 PM

Nov 2012

irisblue

(33,001 posts)

2. I understand her pain.

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Sat Nov 10, 2012, 09:06 AM

Nov 2012

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

3. Yep.

Reply to madinmaryland (Original post)

Sat Nov 10, 2012, 09:45 AM

Nov 2012

Funny how things work like that.

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

4. Me too. D'OH! I don't HAVE one!!!!

Reply to madinmaryland (Original post)

Sat Nov 10, 2012, 12:09 PM

Nov 2012

Aristus

(66,414 posts)

5. Acute uterine prolapse secondary to sudden increased intra-abdominal pressure.

Reply to madinmaryland (Original post)

Sat Nov 10, 2012, 12:40 PM

Nov 2012

Sorry. It's instinctive by now...

madinmaryland

(64,933 posts)

6. Could you put that in Shakespearean English?

Reply to Aristus (Reply #5)

Sat Nov 10, 2012, 01:09 PM

Nov 2012

Thanks

Aristus

(66,414 posts)

7. "Then, of a moment did she sneeze forcefully thus,

Reply to madinmaryland (Reply #6)

Sat Nov 10, 2012, 01:38 PM

Nov 2012

and thence did it follow that her nether pockets, encompassing that global structure wherein all mankind may find the abiding descendents, dropped apace from the girded field and returned forthwith unharmed."

Thank you, thank you...

fizzgig

(24,146 posts)

8. hahahaha

Reply to Aristus (Reply #7)

Sat Nov 10, 2012, 01:43 PM

Nov 2012

madinmaryland

(64,933 posts)

9. Classic!!

Reply to Aristus (Reply #7)

Sat Nov 10, 2012, 02:08 PM

Nov 2012

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