We won! When does the war on Christmas start?

[GoneOffShore]

And banning of Christianity?

And forced gayness?

[oswaldactedalone]

1. Meet at pre-determined location

delta charlie foxtrot. Attacks on Christmas, Christianity, and Gay Conversion commence when all batallions in place.

[democrat_patriot]

2. Roger commencing phase 1: FEMA camps for christians.

You have your lists - round them up!!

[GoneOffShore]

3. Roger - message received

Are we supposed to bring compulsory make up kits and decorating tools? I've got purple handcuffs and leg irons for the Freepers and a couple of pairs of leather-chaps.

And a chain saw for the Christmas trees.

[Shrike47]

4. No way, I love Christmas!

Christmas is why God invented gold spray paint.

[GoneOffShore]

6. There is that and it's such a good accent.

So we leave the trees and take the manger scenes and put Mary in a flannel shirt and Joseph in a dress.
Lots of chance for gold spray paint there.

[Lakerstan]

5. Don't forget we have to take everyone's guns!

And Obama can FINALLY release his Kenyan birth certificate!

Socialism - here we come! woo hoo!

(The sad part is, I don't think Freepers would get the sarcasm in these posts)

[logosoco]

7. I will be a little late because I have to go get some of that birth control they are forcing me

to take.

[cliffordu]

8. I'm running a low level infiltration unit out of Vandenberg

into Arizona.

We're going to start painting Nativity scenes with day of the dead porn in the next week or so.

[HopeHoops]

9. Oh hell, I started that six months ago.

[Major Nikon]

10. Shit I can't wait

At least two of the three anyway.

[4th law of robotics]

11. I hate that it keeps getting bumped up every year

Have people forgotten about the war on Thanksgiving?

[LiberalElite]

13. Yeah - soon it'll be collliding

with their War on Halloween!

[LiberalElite]

12. Sir! Yes Sir! nt