A strip club I just rode by on the bus is hiring.

[Brigid]

Think I should apply?

[Scuba]

1. What positions?

[loli phabay]

2. without pics i cant say if it would be worth your time.

[rug]

3. Take a pole.

[edbermac]

4. We need to see your qualifications.

[Lady Freedom Returns]

5. It could be good money.

I used to go to college with a lot of striper's. many were able to afford not to take loans out. They didn't even need a pell grant. A few others did.
I would suggest if your serious to cheek out the clients and how much business they do. That will tell if it is worth it.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

9. If you want to be successful, you should definitely "cheek out the clients."

[Lady Freedom Returns]

11. !

[Gidney N Cloyd]

12. Paddling works, too, but it's generally in the "VIP Room."

[Lady Freedom Returns]

14. Incorrigible aren't you!

[RedCloud]

6. I would start at a striped club and work backwards...

[left-of-center2012]

7. Strip club with senior citizen strippers

I once went to a club where all the strippers were senior citizens.
First, they'd come on stage and kick off their orthopedic shoes.
Then they'd roll down their support stockings.
Next they'd spit out their dentures, and pull off their wigs.
OK - I made this up.

[Brigid]

8. Um . . . there's something you might want to know.

I'm 54. I don't wear a wig, or support stockings, or orthopedic shoes, or dentures.

[bluesbassman]

16. Duplicate

Glitchy system tonight.

[bluesbassman]

16. Yes indeed, '58 was a great year.

[HopeHoops]

19. My wife's 49 and could easily compete with the 20 year olds. Besides, she's a 3rd degree blackbelt.

She'd have a "leg up" (ahem) on the competition.

[Nikia]

20. We saw an older woman stripping in a strip club

Part of her costume was sun glasses. She would have probably been better off not taking off the sun glasses because that was the part of her that really showed her age. Body wise, you wouldn't have known that she was over thirty. She had been an "exotic dancer" for over 30 years. She wasn't regular at the club, but evidently had a following with older guys who remembered her from back in the day.

[Generic Brad]

10. Remember to undress for success

[TorchTheWitch]

13. they're always hiring

Despite what they may say.

[spiderpig]

15. Was it the Bada Bing?

I think Tony Soprano is kinda hot.

[HopeHoops]

18. Thread is useless without pics.

But sure, go ahead. Strippers can make out REALLY well.