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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsSo I go to the liquor store this afternoon...
As I approach the door, I see a sign that reads:
Please take off masks before entering
And have a Happy Halloween!
I figure that's a good idea! I mean, I imagine folks are wearing costumes that include masks as they pick up liquor on their way to Halloween parties this evening. And if I were a clerk in a liquor store, the last thing I'd want to see is someone entering my store with a mask on.
"Not a bad idea," I said to myself as I entered the store. But once inside, the clerk looks at me and says, "Hey, pal! Didn't you read the sign?!!"
GoneOffShore
(17,342 posts)ellisonz
(27,711 posts)KansDem
(28,498 posts)When I was growing up, my mother used to tell me that if the family dog had a face like mine, she'd shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards!*
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*[font size="1"]With apologies to the writers of M*A*S*H*
Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)Come to think of it, I think he may have
KansDem
(28,498 posts)One of my favorite lines:
My father hated me! He used to give me my allowance in traveler's checks!