I'm so old that my

[Ptah]

daughter's SO has two grandchildren.

[HereSince1628]

1. but maybe your daughter just likes old grandparents

and to think I was shocked when my mid-30's daughter dated a guy my own age.

[Ptah]

3. He's only eleven years older than her.

[sakabatou]

2. I'm so old I remember 56k modems with the "sound"

Yeah, you friggin' Millenials, take that!

[Ptah]

4. They have no idea.

[sakabatou]

6. That's what my grandparents/parents heard

[Arkansas Granny]

14. Our local news would give the schedule when Sputnik was going to pass over our area so people could

go outside and watch that little speck of light cross the sky.

[kwassa]

18. 56K was high speed! I remember 28K ....

[lastlib]

24. Our firewire was two tin cans and a string.....

"Modem" was whut ya did to the weeds......

[RebelOne]

5. I am so old that I have 2 great grandchildren.

OK beat that.

[Ptah]

9. I'm so old, that my father's parents didn't have electricity until 1947.

[Worried senior]

13. I was born in 1945

my parents didn't get electricity until a year or two later.

[frogmarch]

12. I can't beat that because

I have just one great-grandchild, but I'll be 69 soon, so I may be older than you.

[RebelOne]

16. Nope. I am 73 years old. n/t

[trof]

8. I'm so old I voted for McGovern. And I was 31.

Never bothered to register to vote before, but I was a brand new father and thought it was time to step up and do the right thing.

[lumpy]

25. I am so old I voted for Harry S. Truman.

n

[marzipanni]

10. So, if she marries him

will you be a step great grandpa?
Now, that's old!

My dad would be 110 in December if he could have been one of those "oldest living people" types.

[MiddleFingerMom]

11. I'm so old that I'm too young to get married again...

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... but I'm getting older all the time, so don't give up hope.
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[Pat Riot]

15. I was a waitress

at the Last Supper. It was waaay later I figured out why they all sat on the one side of the table. Didn't make my job any easier.

[lastlib]

23. Did they tip?

[Wounded Bear]

17. I'm so old that my birthday is the same day......

that Christ made Corporal.



Semper Fi.

[dinger130]

19. I'm 62

and my father was born in 1899 (he was 50 when I was born). He used to tell me to be sure to turn the lanterns on my car at night.

[Curmudgeoness]

20. After reading through this, I feel young again.

Well, until I try to get up out of this chair.

[pipi_k]

21. I'm so old I got blamed

for The Big Bang.

[lastlib]

22. When I was young, the Dead Sea was just sick.....