Cat dosages for emotional pain management:

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[hifiguy]

1. Is that half-cat on #5

a kitten?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. That looks about right.

I do, in fact, have three cats and four failed relationships. One more douchebag boyfriend and I can get a kitten, and another douchebag boyfriend after that I can start drinking.

At that point I will be a drunken old cat lady and will have no further need of boyfriends.

[libodem]

3. Why does douchebag boyfriend

Throw me into a fit of the giggles. I'm so immature. I'll just skip the kitties and go straight for the booze.

Welcome home from the hospital, MFM.

[libodem]

8. And laugh,

And laugh. And laugh.

[Flaxbee]

4. lol, you're too funny, TVO...

you must wear purple, though, when you're a drunken old cat lady. I may be there myself one day... but I'm gonna wear pink.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. I'm sticking to black

so I can be a drunken old goth cat lady.

[Flaxbee]

6. OK, I guess

besides, black is an extremely useful backdrop for cat fur ... unless you plan on having only black cats.

[libodem]

10. Nice cats if you can get 'em

I like them to come to my door or backyard or cross my path and follow me home.

But I could go to the pound.

[pinboy3niner]

12. You have Goth cats?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

13. Strictly speaking, no. One is orange and white, one is Siamese x tabby x Persian,

and one is a gray tabby. But that one has a sort of goth attitude. He always seems to be looking at the dark side of things; he worries.

[libodem]

9. Purple is my favorite color

A psychic told my mom it would be when I was about two.

[dixiegrrrrl]

14. I have always admired your optimistic outlook on life.

[alarimer]

7. I'm holding at one cat

But have had more than 2 failed relationships, but I suppose it depends on how you define relationships.

[libodem]

11. Doesn't a cat purring

On your lap send good vibes right through you?

Hmmmm.