*** Gets out Staple Gun and posts sign for the new DU Lounge Office Supply Store ***

[LynneSin]

[HappyMe]

1. I'm on hold

with the Abandonment Division right now. I have a pen I need to abandon.

[A Simple Game]

2. Good luck! It took me three days to get through to them last week. Way under staffed. n/t

[LynneSin]

4. This is why we started a Pen Resuce Group

So many Pens end up abandoned along the side of the highway and in the countryside because people aren't responsible enough to properly contact the authorities when abandoning their pens.

For those who need a pen, here is a selection of pens who still have years of good use left in them just looking for someone to adopt them into their home.

[geardaddy]

6. Please spay or neuter your pens

[RedCloud]

9. Good thing you did not have a superfluous "i" in that last word!

[geardaddy]

10. ...

[A Simple Game]

14. Bless you for your good work. n/t

[LynneSin]

12. Still on hold

[A Simple Game]

15. Huh, I thought you were going to fix me up! n/t

[GrantDem]

3. Literal translations are awesome

[OriginalGeek]

5. I can't believe Iv'e been

abandoning my stuff all these years.

My God, what have I done!?

[Dr. Strange]

7. I think these are words to live by:

Please don't use it except an original usage.

Isn't that from a Rush song?

[RedCloud]

8. What about our eyes and ears? And no warning not to eat it?

How safe are we?

[nolabear]

11. Can you use an Office Depot gun from now on?

Staples gives me the epizootic these days.

[ellisonz]

13. I think I've been failing to follow...

...the abandonment division of the various place municipality for quite along time. What's the fine?