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(25,923 posts)Don't, wear black people!
Don't wear, black people!
Don't wear black, people!
Bucky
(54,065 posts)HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)surrealAmerican
(11,364 posts)... they're not as heavy. You can balance one on your shoulders.
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)Hell, I used to be able to lift my wife over my head. She hasn't gotten any heavier. My back has gotten, well, crushed if you will. Fortunately, the disks are still okay, but the vertebrae are shattered. I lost 4" in height in two years. That's way better than losing the disks, but it does restrict what you can do. She won't even let me on a step stool anymore. On the plus side, I can still screw.
4th law of robotics
(6,801 posts)One comma could have spared our family from the horrors of accidental cannibalism.
We'll never get her back.
And though delicious, that proved to be a small conciliation as we are almost out leftovers.
pipi_k
(21,020 posts)I mean, what else could you do with her after she got run over by that reindeer walking home from your house Christmas Eve?
4th law of robotics
(6,801 posts)I mean, she said "stop please no don't do this, you're monsters", but I could tell in her heart of hearts she was proud of us.
Bucky
(54,065 posts)I mean, you shouldn't make clothes out of anybody of any race, of course, but the statement by itself really is a policy I can't argue against.
pipi_k
(21,020 posts)grammar as proper punctuation, maybe.
as in, "Let's eat, Grandma!"
as opposed to "Let's eat Grandma!"
although Grandma just might be finger lickin' good...