Narcissistic Love Song Lyrics...

[Indi Guy]

I was having fun with my roommate the other day coming up with song lyrics that, when put in the first person, made interesting lines for a narcissist -- for example:

"I've got a way about me, I don't know what it is
But I know that I can't live without me"

"I'm in love with me and I feel fine"

"I am so beautiful to me"

Got any ideas?

[rug]

1. I'm so vain I probably think this song is about me.

[TwilightGardener]

2. Whenever I see my smiling face, I have to smile myself, because

I love me...yes I do.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

3. I want to hold my hand

Oh yeah, I'll tell myself something I think I'll understand
When I say that something I want to hold my hand
I want to hold my hand I want to hold my hand

Oh please I'll say to myself I'll let myself be my man
And please I'll say to myself I'll let myself hold my hand
I'll let myself hold my hand I want to hold my hand

And when I touch myself I feel happy inside It's such a feeling that my self love I can't hide, I can't hide, I can't hide

[Liberal Veteran]

4. I am the person that I always dreamed of. I knew it from the start.

I saw my face and that's the last I've seen of my heart.

It's not so much the things I say to me
It's not the things I do
It's how I feel each time I'm close to me
That keeps me close to me, woh oh

It's not so much my pretty face I see
It's not the clothes I wear
It's more that special way I look at me
That always keeps me there, woh oh woh

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. I Send Me -- Sam Cooke

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.
.
I send me.
I know I send me.
Darling, I send me.
Honest, I do. Honest, I do. Honest, I do..
.
Ohh, I thrill me.
I know I, I, I thrill me.
Darling, I, I, I thrill me.
Honest, I do.
.
At first I thought it was infatuation.
But oh, it's lasted so long.
Now I find myself wanting
To marry me and take me home.
.
I send me.
I know I send me.
Darling, I send me.
Honest, I do. Honest, I do. Honest, I do..
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.
.

[caraher]

6. "I'm too sexy for my..."

Oh, wait, bad example.

How about...

"I hope I don't mind that I put down in words
How wonderful life is while I'm in the world"

"Lovin' me is easy cause I'm beautiful
Makin' love with me is all I wanna do
Lovin' me is more than just a dream come true
And everything that I do is out of lovin' me"

[HopeHoops]

7. That one that's all about "Do you want my pussy. Pussy this, pussy that. You want my pussy."

I forget the exact lyrics, but every third word was "pussy". We were playing pool with the kids at a bar and it came on. There were a LOT of kids in the dining area. I went up to the bartender and said I didn't think that song was appropriate at that time and place. She asked what was wrong with it and I said "Pussy this, pussy that, pussy, pussy, pussy, whatever" and she immediately turned and ran to the back to hit the juke box skip button. Yeah, I'd call that narcissistic. And perhaps rhetorical.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

8. That's the time, I feel like makin' love to me

Strollin' in the park, watching winter turn to spring
Walkin' in the dark, seein' lovers do their thing, mmm

That's the time I feel like making love to me.
That's the time I feel like making dreams come true.

In a restaurant, holdin' my hands by candlelight.
When I'm touchin' me, wanting me with all my might.

That's the time I feel like making love to me.
That's the time I feel like making dreams come true.

When I talk to me, when I'm moanin' sweet & low.
When I'm touchin' me and my feelin's start to show.

That's the time I feel like making love to me.
That's the time I feel like making dreams come true.

[Joe Shlabotnik]

9. George Harrison won the prize with "I me mine"

[hunter]

10. Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Starland Vocal Band.

That could be a really funny one but I ain't posting it.

[undeterred]

11. everybody loves me baby what's the matter with you

ok this is a real ironic one but don mclean wrote the best lyrics EVER!

One, two, three, four!

Fortune has me well in hand, armies wait at my command
My gold lies in a foreign land, buried deep beneath the sand
The angels guide my every tread, my enemies are sick or dead,
But all the victories I've lead, haven't brought you to my bed

You see, everybody loves me baby,
What's the matter with you?
Won't you tell me what did I do to offend you?

Now the purest race I've bred for thee to live in my democracy
And the highest human pedigree awaits your first-born boy, baby
And my face on every coin engraved, the anarchists are all enslaved
My own flag is forever waved by grateful people I have saved.

You see, everybody loves me, baby
What's the matter with you
Won't you tell me what did I do to offend you

Now, no man is beyond my claim
When the land is seized in the people's name by
Evil men who rob and maim. If war is hell, I'm not to blame!

Why, you can't blame me, I'm the heaven's child
I'm the second son of Mary Mild
And I'm twice removed from Oscar Wilde
But he didn't mind, why he just smiled

Yes, and the ocean parts when I walk through
And the clouds dissolve and the sky turns blue
I'm held in very great value by everyone I meet
But you

'Cause I've used my talents as I could,
I've done some bad, I've done some good
I did a whole lot better than they thought I would so
Come on and treat me like you should

Because everybody loves me baby,
What's the matter with you?
Tell me, what did I do to offend you?

Woh, yeah, everybody loves me, baby,
What's the matter with you?
Tell me, what did I do to offend you?

Yeah, everybody loves me, baby,
What's the matter with ypu?
Tell me, what did I do to offend you?

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[NoGOPZone]

12. Nobody does it half as good as me, baby I'm the best. nt