MiddleFingerMom's (self-taught) Philosophy on the Optimatization of Happiness:

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[OriginalGeek]

1. lol! We sometimes do the same thing with bills

Can't pay them all? Go out to eat!

I figure if SOMEbody has to get stiffed, I'd rather it be some faceless, evil corporation than our favorite waiter at our favorite steak place.

[HopeHoops]

5. That's my approach - but with beer.

[pinboy3niner]

2. Sounds like the Alfred E. Neuman school of philosophy

[Baitball Blogger]

3. A visionary, that man.

Wise beyond his beers.

[riderinthestorm]

4. I'm so stealing this! My 16 yr old daughter fancies herself a "philosopher"

This is right up her alley...