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LynneSin

(95,337 posts) Thu Oct 11, 2012, 09:33 AM Oct 2012

Why on EARTH would a BEAR keep a HUMAN as a PET?!?!?!?!?!

I mean humans are so messy and they break everything they own and they are so needy for time. And it's annoying that humans insist on shatting in a porcelain bowl and cooking their food. And that hairlessness - yucckky!!!!

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Why on EARTH would a BEAR keep a HUMAN as a PET?!?!?!?!?! (Original Post) LynneSin Oct 2012 OP

Fatten him/her up a bit. Scuba Oct 2012 #1

Bears have a right to man arms! OriginalGeek Oct 2012 #2

Bait pinboy3niner Oct 2012 #3

For the beer, silly. Human's can buy beer. HopeHoops Oct 2012 #4

Humans can also buy a bear a beer in a bar LynneSin Oct 2012 #5

Say it 5 times fast after how many beers? HopeHoops Oct 2012 #7

shatting? geardaddy Oct 2012 #6

No, that's "shitting". "Shat" is the past tense and past participle. HopeHoops Oct 2012 #8

I know. I know "shat" is past tense. geardaddy Oct 2012 #9

Yeah, that's wrong. It's clearly "shitting". GRAMMAR POLICE! YOU'RE BUSTED! HopeHoops Oct 2012 #14

The bear keeps you as a pet!! Initech Oct 2012 #10

In Soviet Union geardaddy Oct 2012 #15

Because we taste good Taverner Oct 2012 #11

You have first hand knowledge of this LynneSin Oct 2012 #12

This message was self-deleted by its author Smickey Oct 2012 #13

And some of them are TOO PINK! LiberalEsto Oct 2012 #16

Scuba

(53,475 posts)

1. Fatten him/her up a bit.

Reply to LynneSin (Original post)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 10:08 AM

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OriginalGeek

(12,132 posts)

2. Bears have a right to man arms!

Reply to LynneSin (Original post)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 10:15 AM

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and at 2 per person, they can stock up twice as fast.

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

3. Bait

Reply to LynneSin (Original post)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 10:16 AM

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HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

4. For the beer, silly. Human's can buy beer.

Reply to LynneSin (Original post)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 11:04 AM

Oct 2012

LynneSin

(95,337 posts)

5. Humans can also buy a bear a beer in a bar

Reply to HopeHoops (Reply #4)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 11:24 AM

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Say that fast 5 times.

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

7. Say it 5 times fast after how many beers?

Reply to LynneSin (Reply #5)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 11:35 AM

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geardaddy

(24,931 posts)

6. shatting?

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Thu Oct 11, 2012, 11:27 AM

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HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

8. No, that's "shitting". "Shat" is the past tense and past participle.

Reply to geardaddy (Reply #6)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 11:36 AM

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geardaddy

(24,931 posts)

9. I know. I know "shat" is past tense.

Reply to HopeHoops (Reply #8)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 11:40 AM

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She said "shatting"

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

14. Yeah, that's wrong. It's clearly "shitting". GRAMMAR POLICE! YOU'RE BUSTED!

Reply to geardaddy (Reply #9)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 03:44 PM

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Initech

(100,088 posts)

10. The bear keeps you as a pet!!

Reply to LynneSin (Original post)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 12:25 PM

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geardaddy

(24,931 posts)

15. In Soviet Union

Reply to Initech (Reply #10)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 04:01 PM

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Bear keeps you as pet!

Taverner

(55,476 posts)

11. Because we taste good

Reply to LynneSin (Original post)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 12:27 PM

Oct 2012

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-CRfiOwzdnKQ/T-IPZffPfKI/AAAAAAAAGrw/bxxmzk4FBys/s320/polar+bear.jpg

LynneSin

(95,337 posts)

12. You have first hand knowledge of this

Reply to Taverner (Reply #11)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 12:50 PM

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Smickey This message was self-deleted by its author.

LiberalEsto

(22,845 posts)

16. And some of them are TOO PINK!

Reply to LynneSin (Original post)

Thu Oct 11, 2012, 05:02 PM

Oct 2012

Ugh. Pink.

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