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> > When chemists die, they barium.
> > Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
> > I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
> > How does Moses make his tea? . . . Hebrews it.
> > I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
> > I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
> > I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
> > Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
> > I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
> > Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
> > When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.
> > Broken pencils are pointless.
> > I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
> > New South Wales has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
> > I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
> > I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
> > All the toilets in Beenleigh's police station have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
> > I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
> > Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
> > Velcro - what a rip off!
> > A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
> > Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
> > Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
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