Employee of the Month:

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[HopeHoops]

1. Sounds like a few tom cats I've known.

[bluesbassman]

2. Looks like a shiftless layabout to me.

[In_The_Wind]

3. Somebody has gotta do it . . .

Where do I apply?

[A Simple Game]

4. My wife claims that is me.

Except for the mating part.
And the eating the Zebras part.
But I did miss the toilet last time I went.

One out of three ain't bad.

But that does look like me, well except for the hair part.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

5. aw -- someone needs to scritch his belly --

not me ....

some one . ...

anybody?

[UTUSN]

6. Hey!1 *This* is exactly what we need: Employee o'th-month LOUNGE!1

O'course, it's all rigged.

[mysuzuki2]

7. It's a dog's er cat's life.

[rurallib]

8. Wonder if he ever varies that routine?