I was thinking of getting a job as a contortionist...

[Archae]

I had trouble making ends meet.

[Donkees]

1. Are the hours flexible?

[struggle4progress]

2. You must be really twisted

[ohiosmith]

3. You'll be expected to bend over backward to satisfy the customers!

[pinboy3niner]

4. For Halloween you can be...

...The Shape of Things to Come.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

5. awesome

[mcdornan1]

6. there's a bright side

on the other hand, you could travel in your carryon luggage.

[pinboy3niner]

7. With delays, he could wind up as carrion luggage

Welcome to DU!

[crunch60]

8. You have to be very flexible and a team player.. Can you do that! Here are your team leaders..

http://sorisomail.com/email/34321/a-flexibilidade-das-irmas-ross.html

Just get past the singing part....and wow

[HopeHoops]

9. It's a backbreaking job.