I'm having trouble retracting my landing gear

[taterguy]

Sorry if that's inappropriate and TMI, I just had to share.

[antiquie]

1. Has it been four hours?

[Sedona]

2. Has it been four hours or more?

You should seek medical attention

[bluedigger]

3. Did you try the emergency hand crank?

Works every time for me.

[A HERETIC I AM]

11. There you go. He's got to look between the seats, or maybe behind them.....

or maybe in the back. Either way, grab that handle and pump UP AND DOWN really hard till you get the results you seek.

[Ptah]

4. Wait until after takeoff.

[Systematic Chaos]

5. Go get a scrip for some dumbassitol.

[HopeHoops]

6. Turn on FOX and wait for the Coulterbeast - that will put it in order.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

7. You'll have to come back and land.

Otherwise you'll run out of fuel. Too much drag.

[taterguy]

9. Nevermind, I was flying a Stuka

If you catch my drift

[HappyMe]

8. Think of the children!!!11

There just aren't any standards around here!

[MrsBrady]

10. really??

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018203075

[taterguy]

12. No