You know you are middle-aged when...

[Aerows]

You are wondering when the day will end so you can go to bed.

And you aren't thinking about sex, you are just plain exhausted.

[HopeHoops]

1. Great. Now I want a sex-free nap.

[Aerows]

6. Doesn't everyone now and then?

You work so hard, you can't even think of anything but sleep.

[HopeHoops]

9. Oh hell no. I changed my mind ten seconds after posting that. The nap is a consequence.

[Aerows]

10. When you get to the point of

Sex vs. Sleep, you have been working too hard. I went there. After a nap, I chose sex

[HopeHoops]

11. On occasion. Morning nookie rocks.

[Aerows]

12. When you are passing out

because you have been driving for 5 hours, have been on a plane for two, and been up all night, there isn't a woman or man sexy enough to entice you except to fall into bed and be thankful your head hit a pillow.

[BillStein]

2. I still think about sex at bedtime

every time I cuddle up next to my hisband.... but I'm not middle aged, I'm OLD

[Aerows]

8. I mostly do, but I'm so tired

I want to sink into a big, fluffy bed and ... sleep.

[Liberal Veteran]

3. When you look at the obits in the newspaper and think....

..."damn, a lot of these people don't seem that old to me."

[Baitball Blogger]

4. You know you're middle-aged when you're willing to drop friendships

that don't respect your boundaries.

[Aerows]

18. This is true

You get to a point where you value principle and honesty over "being polite".

[Baitball Blogger]

20. I like that better than saying we're grumpy and old.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. My dear Aerows!

You are wise beyond your (middle-aged) years!

It is very true, what you said here.

[Aerows]

7. I've worked my ass off

I am not dreaming of anything (and I should be) except falling into a damn bed.

[Alduin]

13. I just turned 30 this year.

I know what you're talking about.

[Aerows]

17. When you

eat out of the vending machine and then turn around and eat out of the best restaurant in town, you are on the road.

[Alduin]

19. My girlfriend and I enjoy fine dining.

But at school, when I'm working on thesis stuff, I'm eating candy bars out of the vending machine and drinking diet sodas.

[Aerows]

21. That's what I mean!

You eat one meal out of a vending machine because you have no time for anything else, and then you have a great meal when you do have the time. LOL.

[nolabear]

14. Hmmm...Ambien, Viagra...Ambien, Viagra...

[Aerows]

16. I quit drinking caffeine last year

Goodness, was that a big mistake LOL.

[hibbing]

15. Music

Hi,
When you hear what you think is a "new" pop song and like it, only to find out it was released like 5 years ago.

Peace

[Aerows]

22. LOL

Too true!

[NightWatcher]

23. when you sit on the toilet and your boys hit the water

and yes, I am looking forward to going to sleep. It's the first thing I think of when I wake in the morning, "Damn that was fun, I cant wait to do that again tonight".

[Aerows]

24. Thank God I got some rest

When a McDonald's Big Mac seems like a sumptuous meal, you are hungry and tired. I'm pretty tiny and ate two.