This woman was checking me out this morning at Sheetz

[Duncanpup]

I stopped into get gallon of milk and I noticed this woman smiling at me as she waited on her food order.

As in she kept on looking over at me and smiling.

I smiled back got in car and told Dunc the golden retriever that lady in there was checking me out.

Then I got home and told 19 hey this lady was checking me out at store he paused before he replied. And said you do realize you have your sweats on inside out and he went on saying she probably thought poor thing cannot dress himself.
Bless his heart he kept on commenting to me poor guy probably confused she may have been thinking .
I tell you what no respect around here.

[AKwannabe]

1. You had the big head for a while

Till 19 let the air out!

[yardwork]

2. She was totally checking you out.

Wearing your sweatshirt inside out is high fashion.

19 doesn't know that.

[2naSalit]

6. I think it was...

The bottoms.

[Easterncedar]

3. You made this old person smile today, too.

Thanks

[debm55]

4. You made me smile too. Ty Duncanpup

[MLAA]

5. She was thinking

It takes a special man with a lot of confidence and style to wear inside out sweats and still look so good, yeah I’m totally checking him out!

[2naSalit]

7. If she kept looking...

And smiling, must've been something to look at!

[Niagara]

8. It doesn't matter if you had your sweats on inside out.

You should have asked her for her phone number, Duncan.


Afterthought: Check for a wedding 💍 first before asking for her digits. If she's wearing one, smile back and move on.

[Botany]

9. My 15 year old son to me a few years back

Son, "Dad are you going out like that?"

Me, "yes, I don't care about being stylish."

So, "don't worry you are not."

BTW she might have thought you had your
clothes on inside out because you had to dress
PDQ because you had to flee because the woman you were with boyfriend/husband was gonna be there in 5 minutes.

[70sEraVet]

10. Reminds me of Gary Shandling, trying to impress a woman by putting a sock..

In his pants. But he put it in the back, instead of in the front!
It still cracks me up, 24 years later!

[IronLionZion]

11. She was totally checking you out thinking you're cool and edgy and not mainstream

growing old is better than the alternative.

[JoseBalow]

12. haters gonna hate