Cats are right where they're SUPPOSED to be. Just ask them.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[crunch60]

1. Love, Love, the kitties, they rule, never forget it!

[Arugula Latte]

4. Agree! They can do no wrong!

Kitties ...

[A HERETIC I AM]

2. A standup comedian I heard years ago had a great line...

He said " if you ever see your cat just calmly walking through the living room, then DART out somewhere else, it's because that cat realized he had to be in another room RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!

[HopeHoops]

3. I can relate to all four. Specifics in the message text.

1: My kittens BOTH jump onto the toilet seat when I need to shit.
2: You can't eat without help.
3: SIT ON MY FACE!
4: I played souzaphone but don't remember a cat invading it, but it generally sounded like one was there. I was better on the 4-valve rotary tuba.

5: If there's a way a cat can fuck you up, it will. But DAMN are they cute.

[Arugula Latte]

5. Also, forget about reading.

A kitty's fuzzy little but needs to be planted on the exact paragraph you're viewing.

[HopeHoops]

6. Oh, it's worse than that. If I'm reading the paper on the john, Peter will jump up and snag it.

He pulls it right out of my hand so he can get petted. Tink's a little more subtle. She jumps up on my lap and uses her tail to obscure what I'm trying to read. I'm not real thrilled with a cat being that close to the unit, so I make her get down.

[lunatica]

7. Kitties also hog the computer and keyboard a lot

[OffWithTheirHeads]

8. I don't know. Did you see them play Oregon last night?

I don't know which was more painfull to watch, that game or the dry humping on SNL.