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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsThe war on masturbation?
A war on Christmas was bad enough. Now it's a war on masturbation !!!
Then they came for the zygotes, and I did not speak outbecause I was not a zygote.
Then they came for the eggs, and I did not speak outbecause I was not an egg.
Then they came for me, Mr. Sperm,and there was no one left to speak for me.
When they define sperm as babies, and you know they will, every teenage male will be guilty of baby genocide!
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This is the end, beautiful friend[
This is the end, my only friend
dweller
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autorank
(29,457 posts)lastlib
(23,512 posts)MontanaMama
(23,409 posts)debm55
(25,909 posts)EYESORE 9001
(26,132 posts)All those seamen.
dweller
(23,806 posts)All hands on
deck !
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Yavin4
(35,490 posts)From my cold dead hand!
True Dough
(17,472 posts)I'm going into battle armed with this:
autorank
(29,457 posts)Cute couple.
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Niagara
(7,883 posts)You don't need another injury, True.
True Dough
(17,472 posts)Never thought I'd learn to be ambidextrous! But that motivated me!
Niagara
(7,883 posts)Safety first!!
markodochartaigh
(1,231 posts)when Texas executes one.
autorank
(29,457 posts).. since the executioners would be guilty of murder.
But, it's all good since you can't execute a person under 17 in Texas.
no_hypocrisy
(46,514 posts)Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone you love.
― Woody Allen, Standup Comic
underpants
(183,366 posts)I heard that once and thought it was hilarious
debm55
(25,909 posts)underpants
(183,366 posts)Celerity
(44,157 posts)Layzeebeaver
(1,669 posts)lastlib
(23,512 posts)Midnight Writer
(21,987 posts)Xavier Breath
(3,738 posts)getagrip_already
(15,224 posts)cayugafalls
(5,680 posts)Aristus
(66,673 posts)Spanking his franklin.
DBoon
(22,483 posts)This was a real thing in the 19th century.
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/the-brutal-anti-masturbation-devices-of-the-victorian-era/BA3ABBTE2RP3LBY7BOEKHYKVMI/
sop
(10,461 posts)Xavier Breath
(3,738 posts)Marthe48
(17,272 posts)He was alone at the time >snicker<
Upthevibe
(8,155 posts)I'm seriously hoping someone brings up the point Elle Woods is making in this clip from the movie Legally Blonde. Looking at this whole situation from a wing-nut perspective, it makes total sense. Jail them!!!!
LastLiberal in PalmSprings
(12,611 posts)For that matter, all masturbatory emissions, where his sperm was clearly not seeking an egg, could be termed reckless abandonment. Elle Woods