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The dog paradox (Original Post) pokerfan Sep 2012 OP
Brilliant! ohiosmith Sep 2012 #1
The one-man human centipede pokerfan Sep 2012 #3
Oh hell, I had to K&R this. trof Sep 2012 #2
Some of the best people I've ever met have been dogs. baldguy Sep 2012 #4
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person pokerfan Sep 2012 #6
+10,000 smirkymonkey Sep 2012 #8
That's great ! Always love to read your posts. BlueJazz Sep 2012 #5
Why, thank you pokerfan Sep 2012 #7
the oatmeal needs to read this MrsBrady Sep 2012 #9
That is the BEST post I've read in ages! TOO funny! And so true. Honeycombe8 Sep 2012 #10
That completely catches "dogness". HopeHoops Sep 2012 #11
:) hedgehog Sep 2012 #12
The Oatmeal does it again. geardaddy Sep 2012 #13

trof

(54,256 posts)
2. Oh hell, I had to K&R this.
Mon Sep 17, 2012, 07:23 PM
Sep 2012

Dogs have no concept of their size.
This is true.
I've seen a toy dachshund back a mastiff down.
A yorkie just go after a dog 10 times his size.
They just don't get it.

The yorkie would tear to shreds ANYTHING on wheels.
If he got off leash.
Bike, garbage truck, dump truck, doesn't matter.
RABID at anything on wheels.

 

smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)
8. +10,000
Mon Sep 17, 2012, 08:58 PM
Sep 2012

I love dogs, so much more than I like people.

"THe more I know of men, the more I like my dog." - Mark Twain

Honeycombe8

(37,648 posts)
10. That is the BEST post I've read in ages! TOO funny! And so true.
Mon Sep 17, 2012, 10:59 PM
Sep 2012

I have two dogs and have had others. They DO act like that. They eat anything disgusting, but sniff at their bowls and look at me questioningly when I give them something other than their usual din-din. "What's THIS crap?" they say. Yes, they really say that. With their eyes.

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