From a very early age, MFM chose a VERY specific region on which to focus his bodybuilding regimen.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[HopeHoops]

1. "You can leave your hat on." Duh na nu na, nu nu nu. Duh na nu na, duh nuh nuh

[Demoiselle]

2. That may well be my favorite song.

And is that Dick Clark over there on the right?

[AnneD]

3. I always thought ....

They always concentrated on building the wrong muscles. Show me a guy that can do push ups using just his dick and I can assure you there will be a line of women willing to help him with his exercise program.

[Baitball Blogger]

5. And a line of women eager for a yeast infection?

[AnneD]

8. There are many causes....

And reliable antibiotics.

My point being...body building is suppose to attract the girls (think of the beach). But as I said they are working the wrong thing and some builders take steroids which shrivel the testicles. Yeah, that is attractive, that will get the girls.

[many a good man]

4. Crack me up

Thanks again for supplying my daily MFM fix!

[rug]

6. Um, you misunderstand pull ups.

[hay rick]

7. First full diaper wins.

I remember when I used to wake up with a hat on.