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What's green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? (Original Post)
sibelian
Sep 2012
OP
Aw, you got it right. You should tell the bad joke next, not me. I'm not worthy. nt
valerief
Sep 2012
#10
fizzgig
(24,146 posts)1. a green elephant?
sibelian
(7,804 posts)8. ... yes... but...
that's not what I had in mind.
yewberry
(6,530 posts)2. Tortoise? Sanitation truck?
Tobin Bridge?
valerief
(53,235 posts)3. Some kind of snake? or maybe the tree? nt
Taverner
(55,476 posts)4. Durien?
valerief
(53,235 posts)5. A pool table. (I looked it up.)
sibelian
(7,804 posts)7. winner! Now you have to tell ME a bad joke.
Archae
(46,340 posts)9. Actually a billiard table.
"My old man's the dustman..."
valerief
(53,235 posts)10. Aw, you got it right. You should tell the bad joke next, not me. I'm not worthy. nt
valerief
(53,235 posts)6. I know, I know, I know! I watched Breaking Bad last night.
If 80 million dollars fell out of a money tree and onto you, you'd be dead.
eppur_se_muova
(36,280 posts)11. Jackfruit.
sibelian
(7,804 posts)12. Farkinel!
That's impressive stuff...
Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)13. This
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)14. A 1300 lb unripened walnut.
raccoon
(31,112 posts)15. An obese leprechaun? nt
sarge43
(28,942 posts)16. A really big ass Granny Smith apple? n/t
RZM
(8,556 posts)17. Ralph Nader?