I like this commercial:

[Ptah]

“Kitchen Olympics” is the story of an Olympic swimmer sponge who is
competing in the Kitchen Olympics of grease cutting. He’s up against
his bitter rival: the leading non-concentrated brand.


An announcer asks sponges to take their mark.


http://www.momversation.com/video/dawn-kitchen-olympics-0

[MiddleFingerMom]

1. The media-dominating "Lance Armstrong scandal" meant not many are aware of the "SpongeBob scandal"..

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... in which all of SpongeBob's medals were taken away due
to his "abs-doping" prior to each competition.
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[Ptah]

2. If you saw the commercial, you would know that the yellow sponge lost.

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