If I ever have to hear Freebird again, somebody's going to get stomped

[Orrex]

As a piece of music, "Call Me Maybe" is less annoying.

Certainly it's a hell of a lot shorter than that drab and droning snooze fest.

[pokerfan]

1. Knebworth 1976

[Orrex]

2. I've already installed the "Free from Freebird" app, thanks.

Now if only I could keep it off the radio. I'd be considered a hero, and rightly so!

[hedgehog]

3. I went for years without ever knowingly hearing freebird, but I kept hearing about it.

I finally saw it on a cheap cd at the grocery store, so i bought it, took it home and played it, and went ,,"huh?"

[Tuesday Afternoon]

4. I would be too busy snoring to stomp anybody's ass,

[Ron Obvious]

5. Co-inky-dink!

I was just listening to an Album called "Favourite Air Guitar Hits of all Time", and it's up soon.

[Ron Obvious]

6. No, it's not.

It's called "The Best Air Guitar Album in the World... Ever!", you numpty.

01 - Tie Your Mother Down (Air Guitar Edit)
02 - Smoke on The Water
03 - Song 2
04 - Walk This Way
05 - Layla
06 - You Really Got Me
07 - Since You've Been Gone
08 - Photograph
09 - Wild Thing
10 - Rebel Rebel
11 - Where Were You
12 - Rocky Mountain Way
13 - Sultans of Swing
14 - Wipe Out
15 - Monkey Wrench
16 - The Boys are Back in Town
17 - Paranoid
18 - Surfing With The Alien
19 - Whatever You Want
20 - Free Bird
21 - Voodoo Chile
22 - My Generation
23 - 20th Century Boy
24 - All Shook Up
25 - Johnny B. Goode
26 - Hash Pipe
27 - Apache
28 - Ace of Spade
29 - Summertime Blues
30 - All Right Now
31 - Let Me Entertain You
32 - Oh Well
33 - For Whom The Bell Tolls
34 - Gimme All Your Lovin'
35 - More Than a Feeling
36 - Crossroads
37 - Down Down
38 - Can't Get Enough
39 - Here I Go Again ('87 Remix)
40 - Teenage Dirtbag
41 - Bohemian Rhapsody

I can actually render a self-taught, slightly nasal-sounding rendition of Smoke on the Water on my Costco electric guitar, I'll have you know.

[LeftyMom]

7. No, no! You gotta post this stuff on Saturdays,

when all the 'necks are distracted by SEC football and beer that comes in cans.

[Tabasco_Dave]

8. Stairway to Heaven is worse

even Robert Plant hates it now, after they played it for the 1,000,000,000,000,000 time.

[Orrex]

9. But Stairway is only like 47 minutes

Freebird drones on until the end of the universe and beyond.