If you were searched by TSA right now, what would they find on you?

[7wo7rees]

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My Clothes!

Plus my hair is up in a clip. My glasses. My watch. My wedding ring, my other ring.

In other words, nothing of interest.

[Arctic Dave]

2. A tattoo that says, Fuck the TSA.

[cliffordu]

3. hair.

[taterguy]

4. A wedding ring and a cigarette

[rug]

5. A subpoena.

[Amaril]

6. Gum

I always have a pack in my pocket since I quit smoking. I traded one addiction for another. At least this one is WAY cheaper.

[HopeHoops]

7. My junk.

[Denninmi]

8. That, alas, I am NOT too sexy for my shirt.

[Baitball Blogger]

9. My honey boo boo

But I know I've lost weight because they've stopped lifting my boobs to see if I was hiding something under the overlap.

[Honeycombe8]

10. Not much. I'm in my nightie with barrette in hair. That's about it.

I guess I could use my barrette as a weapon. It's one of those large ones that holds a pony tail.

[hobbit709]

11. My pocket edition of the Constitution.

and a copy of the most subversive document ever written.

[mrmpa]

12. Vicodin in my left hand, a bottle of water in my right.......

a cell phone in my left pocet and a pack of cigarettes & lighter in my right pocket...........

I think I just earned a TSA sponsored groping.

[Archae]

13. A knife!

Keyring jacknife from the 1996 Atlanta Olympics, with the blade broken in half.

[pipi_k]

14. A pocket full

of menthol eucalyptus cough drops and a nose full of allergy-induced snot.


Oh, and four rings, a watch, and two bracelets (stainless steel and copper).