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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsWhy do we call it our junk?
Accordin to a friend of my niece it's "Because it just hangs around, it is mostly useles, and sometimes smells like garbage."
cliffordu
(30,994 posts)fizzgig
(24,146 posts)i've been scolded for using it before
Xyzse
(8,217 posts)Something that gives so much for so little is not junk.
Unless it is impotent, then I'll consider it junk, but even then, there is a reason why no man can not have sympathy pains for any one suffering the loss of them jewels or those fragile things getting hit.
Scuba
(53,475 posts)He doesn't want a stranger making his decisions for him.
Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)But I do consult with him quite a bit.
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)MiddleFingerMom
(25,163 posts)HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)TrogL
(32,822 posts)bluedigger
(17,087 posts)sibelian
(7,804 posts)people might not take us very seriously. After all, most of the time it's not very rod-like. Not so much Magic Rod of Hero Power as Peaceful Hamster of Hiding and Not Getting Hurt.
MiddleFingerMom
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... timidly poked his head out to agree with you... ... ... ... but he was frightened
by his shadow and disappeared again.
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He's not even answering my calls.
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I may be pretty cranky for the next 6 weeks.
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KamaAina
(78,249 posts)krispos42
(49,445 posts)Perhaps your significant other needs to seek medical advice?
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)krispos42
(49,445 posts)I'm thinking of male genitalia! 1,000 apologies!
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)I could be gay. Or female. (but am neither)
rug
(82,333 posts)Motown_Johnny
(22,308 posts)MiddleFingerMom
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Dystopian
(6,421 posts)One man's junk is the other woman's treasure.
peace~