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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsADMIT IT HERE!!! HOW MANY OF YOU WEREN'T TOTALLY CONVINCED THAT I'M "FUCKING IMMORTAL"!!!
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Kali
(55,019 posts)nolabear
(41,990 posts)Good to see you, Cher.
CaliforniaPeggy
(149,678 posts)turtlerescue1
(1,013 posts)Great, but take it a little slow okay?
Denninmi
(6,581 posts)You're too fucked up to die. I know the feeling.
Love ya, MFM!
NightWatcher
(39,343 posts)are they perkier than before and both pointed in the same direction?
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)I just took an oxycodone, but morphine is quicker.
applegrove
(118,749 posts)Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Photos would be more convincing than our word alone!
GoCubsGo
(32,086 posts)I admit that I had to look up what "fap" means. In all my years, I have never heard it called that.
As for you being fucking immortal, I have no doubt about that.
irisblue
(33,018 posts)bluesbassman
(19,378 posts)That's the usual advice I get when I go on a binge.
Oh wait, you said immortal! Sorry, nevermind.
Glad you're back Bro.
marzipanni
(6,011 posts)Baitball Blogger
(46,753 posts)but everyone beat me to it.
rug
(82,333 posts)Welcome back!
nolabear
(41,990 posts)A Simple Game
(9,214 posts)there took a vote. They don't want you!
Let all of us know what you did to get them mad at you.
Good to hear from you MFM.
AsahinaKimi
(20,776 posts)redwitch
(14,946 posts)What would the DU world be without the MiddleFinger?
HeiressofBickworth
(2,682 posts)Unfortunately you weren't gone long enough for us to develop some really salacious gossip so there isn't much to tell you.
But we certainly want to know how many of those double-nurse bed/baths you managed to get in your short time there.
When you can wipe the smile off your face, write and let us know the gory details.
Best Wishes!!!
MiddleFingerMom
(25,163 posts)HeiressofBickworth
(2,682 posts)Just how many of these baths are you able to wheedle out of them each day?
Take care, kiddo.
solara
(3,836 posts)Yer back..!!
( um.. I knew that..yes) Hope you get to go home soon!! ( after the sponge bath)
LynneSin
(95,337 posts)You ignored it
Welcome back