Gynecologist visit true story

[warrior1]

A friend related this story to me a long time ago. I never forgot it.


She had been on her way the exam from work and had rush out of work so quickly (she had been running late) that she had forgot to use the restroom at work. Knowing that had a restroom at the doctor's office she knew she could wait till then. Ladies all know that you really need to empty your bladder because all of probing, etc. After arriving and checking in she excused herself and went the restroom. After doing her business she reached for the toilet paper and it was completely out. Panic now, there wasn't anything in the bathroom to wipe herself with, no paper towels and even toilet seat covers, which could work as a last resort. She checked her purse and luckily she found an old Kleenex tissue at the bottom of her purse. So, eventually she got called back and undressed and waited for the doctor. He comes and talks a bit to break the ice and then the exam begins. Feet in the stirrups and legs spread, he's examining her and asked her a very strange question. "Do you collect green stamps." she said, "I used to, why?" He looks up at her and shows her a green stamp that he pulled off of her vagina.


the end

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. There has to be a moral to this story!

Carry kleenex in your purse--in a cellophane pack, the way they come!

EEK!

[warrior1]

2. I guess that there should be

but this was back in the day probably before cell phones.

[CreekDog]

10. um, are you aware that cellophane is not the same as cell phone?

oh nevermind.

[rug]

3. Locking

No posts about female parts.

Too many bodily functions to list.

Not to mention the (S&H) Green Stamp.

[rug]

6. No!

I want to know what he redeemed the stamp for.

[pipi_k]

5. Wow, that's

a pretty unique way of licking them...

[marzipanni]

7. Cute story, and I suppose it could have happened

but I've had two other funny or good stories emailed to me lately, one about "Good luck Mr. Gorsky!", and one about a racist on an airplane getting her comeuppance. I looked them up at Snopes and it turned out they were both made-up stories that circulate every few years. The same, alas, is true of the green stamp story. It's debunked here, along with a similar one-

http://www.snopes.com/embarrass/feminine/glitter.asp

The other two, in case anyone wants to read them-

http://www.snopes.com/quotes/mrgorsky.asp

http://www.snopes.com/travel/airline/obnoxious.asp

[Major Nikon]

9. I heard the same story 30 years ago

It's a great story, which is why it still makes the rounds, but I'm a bit skeptical if it ever really happened.

[baldguy]

8. Now, explain to the kids what Green Stamps are.

[CreekDog]

11. Sometimes women lose track of what's in their

purses.

[CreekDog]

12. Not to steal Peggy's idea, but you could carry a cellophane pack of Kleenex in

Well, let's just say it would save a step.

[Dr. Strange]

14. My cell phone is too small to carry Kleenex in.

[Baitball Blogger]

13. Or like the friend who was a pharma saleswoman and was pissed off that her

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Gyno wouldn't set a business appointment with her so she could show him her products. So on the next gyno appointment she taped product labels to her inner thighs. When he saw them, he asks her, "I'm not going to find anything up there, am I?"

[HopeHoops]

15. This is an older one from "Reader's Digest", but rather funny...

Similar situation (running late). Woman grabs a washcloth next to the bathroom sink to "freshen up". On the table, the doctor says, "My aren't WE fancy today." She has no idea what he means. She gets home, uses the toilet, and while washing her hands notices that the washcloth she used was the one her daughter had used to wipe off her eye sparkles.