Post here - Biggest Douchebags in the movies

[LynneSin]

I just watch "Contagion" again on HBO. Jude Law manages to play a HUGE Douchebag, a Matt Drudge type that pushes alot of false information about the Virus wrecking havoc on the globe. He thinks he is some sort of prophet but he's so douchey that he promotes a fake story about how homopathic medicines cured him when in reality he was taking money from Hedge Fund managers who were looking to make a profit on this crisis.

And Jude Law is one of those very attractive actors and yet they made him look like a douchebag. His face was nasty, greasy looking and his teeth were really bad (I watched Gattaca again just to confirm that the teeth he was wearing in 'Contagion' was probably fake).

Post here other giant Douchebags in the movies.

[ohiosmith]

1. Kevin Bacon in "Sleepers".

[Initech]

2. Biff Tannen from Back To The Future immediately comes to mind.

Especially his corrupted, powerful, mega billionaire alter ego from Part II that marries Marty's mother and legalizes gambling in Hill Valley - turning it into a slum.

[ohiosmith]

3. Absolutely!

[geardaddy]

4. Percy from "The Green Mile"

[Broken_Hero]

58. Ditto, nt

[yesphan]

68. My first thought.

[charlie and algernon]

5. Joaquin Pheonix in Gladiator

[Scuba]

26. Excellent choice, excellent actor.

[Odin2005]

56. He portrayed the narcissistic personality of the historical Commodus perfectly.

[Initech]

6. Douglas C. Neidermayer - Sgt. at Arms

"And most recently during a Roman toga party - of which we received over two dozen reports of individual acts of perversion so profound and disgusting - the decorum prohibits listing them here."

[geardaddy]

12. Is that a pledge pin on your uniform?!

[Initech]

17. Hooked it!!!

[Initech]

7. Tony Montana

Although Scarface is one movie where you actually do root for the bad guy:

[Kaleva]

44. Another Al Pacino bad guy to root for was Lefty Two Guns in "Donnie Brasco".

In real life it was Sonny Black who was killed by the mob for allowing an FBI under cover agent into their midst. Lefty was to be killed too but the FBI arrested him on his way to his supposed final meeting. He refused to cooperate and the Mob called off the contract on him.

In the pic below, Lefty is the man in the center:

[Doc_Technical]

8. Zander Kelly,

as portrayed by Dennis Miller who was just
being himself,
in "Joe Dirt"

[Swede]

9. Dabney Coleman in every role he ever had.

nt

[LynneSin]

10. Best was '9 to 5'

what a douchebag!

[MessiahRp]

33. Not every role...

He was the hero in Cloak & Dagger.

[HopeHoops]

11. Weird. I just watched "Contagion" last night. One sentence plot. Not a good movie.

[Liberal Veteran]

21. Yeah. I watched it and was underwhelmed.

It was a bit too tidy for my taste.

[HopeHoops]

23. Are you a "Texas Chain Saw Massacre" sort?

[Tom Ripley]

72. Y'know, Franklin in "Texas Chain Saw Massacre" is quite a douche

You know you are watching masterful depravity when you find yourself saying, "I can't wait until that whining, annoying prick in the wheelchair gets it!"

[HughBeaumont]

13. Sack. Lodge.

None bigger.

[geardaddy]

18. Totally.

[Liberal Veteran]

14. Joe Pesci in Goodfellas.

[Equate]

15. Jason Robards-The Enemy Within

[woo me with science]

16. Kevin Spacey and Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross.

"Third place, you're fired."

[Enrique]

19. Christopher McDonald in "Thelma and Louise"

[LynneSin]

20. OMG Yes - he even dressed liked on

Like somehow because he wears all that gold chains and has that big poofy hair with the moustache that it will drive women wild.

He was a creepy douchebag

[RZM]

25. He pretty much always plays a douchebag n/t

[MessiahRp]

34. Shooter McGavin

Ultimate Douche.

[Bertha Venation]

22. Hilly, and Skeeter's mom in "The Help"

Hilly's an evil racist and Skeeter's mom is a spineless racist. GOD that movie made me mad!

[yellowcanine]

24. Biggus Dickus in "Life of Bryan"

[Scuba]

27. Frank Burns in M*A*S*H, who also got perhaps the best all-time come-uppance.

[One_Life_To_Give]

28. Obviously the Lord and Lady Douchebag

http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/223114/detail/

#t=0s

[WinstonSmith4740]

29. Patrick Bergen...

as Martin Burney in "Sleeping With The Enemy". I was literally on my feet at the end screaming, "SHOOT HIM!!!"

[KamaAina]

30. "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

[LynneSin]

32. Can you blame him?

In that movie the only douchebag was Scarlett O'Hara.

She kept pining for a man who was not available, marrying the wrong man just for social status and all the while leading Rhett Butler around but never quite loving him as much as he loved her. That douchebag Scarlett deserved what she got in the end.

[Kaleva]

41. I agree. The only thing that mattered to Scarlett was what she wanted.

[Robyn66]

67. But she always loved him even though she didn't know it

I always pictured that they got back together. I read the book that was supposed to be the sequel which was HORRiD, but I just KNOW Rhett and Scarlett got back together (said with a southern accent)-sorry to digress

[MicaelS]

76. Rhett Butler?? Oh hell NO!!

He was one of the decent ones. Scarlett O'Hara is the biggest douchebag in the entire film. Never understood people's love affair for that character and that film.

[RiffRandell]

31. Matt Damon in School Ties. n/t

[lunatica]

35. Jude Law played a great douchbag in the Road To Perdition

Yellow scummy teeth, dirty fingernails, really yucky!

[sadbear]

36. Take your pick

[Shrek]

37. .

[LynneSin]

47. Top one was a douchebag but not Hannibal Lector

He was just a misunderstood cannibal. The real douche in that movie was that weezel that was Dr. Chilton, the guy who ran the crazybin where Lector was originally kept. Just went Clarice was making a breakthrough with finding Buffalo Bill, Dr Chelton decided to cut a deal with the Senator whose daughter was kidnapped in order to get his name in the papers. THAT, my dear friend, is a douchebag

[JonLP24]

38. The antoganist in Rob Roy

Played by Tim Roth. I never hated a character more in my entire life.

[nikto]

39. Peter Fonda as cult leader, Neil Kirklander, in the little-known 1982 sleeper drama, "Split Image"

Best film about cults, and one of the best about "family values", ever made.

See it if you can!

A very un-manichean film.


Truth can be messy.



Kirklander:
"It will happen that fast...!"

[obxhead]

40. Ahhnold

Arnold Schwarzenegger Take your pick of movies he's starred horribly in, there are many.

[valerief]

42. Andy Griffith in A Face in the Crowd.

[sadbear]

43. That reminded me of Tim Robbins in Bob Roberts.

[valerief]

46. Ah, yes, another great douche in a great movie! nt

[Skittles]

45. Nurse Diesel

[Big Orange Jeff]

48. James Woods in Casino <eom>

nm

[awoke_in_2003]

49. Any role performed...

by Bill Paxton. They say some 50% of matter in the universe is dark matter. I disagree. 50% of matter in the universe is suckage, and BP knows how to tap that power at will.

[RZM]

51. Oh yes. One of the shittiest actors out there

Role after role, he consistently sucks.

[Big Orange Jeff]

50. Fred MacMurray in Double Indemnity <eom>

nm

[Spirochete]

52. Stanley Tucci, in The Lovely Bones

Samuel L Jackson in Lakeview Terrace
Michael McKean in Mystery, Alaska
Ryan Philippe in The Lincoln Lawyer
Andy Romano in Pump Up the Volume.

[absyntheminded]

53. bar none...

William H. Macy in Fargo...

[absyntheminded]

54. brilliant performance, but completlely douchbag

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

55. Alan Rickman

Don't get me wrong. LOVE HIM as an actor, which is why he plays pricks to well.

Hans Gruber in "Die Hard"
Sheriff of Nottingham and one of the few good things about "Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves"
Severus Snape in some obscure magic-and-wizard movie, I forget the title.

[bluedigger]

57. Catherine Hicks in The Razor's Edge

Complete douchebag. I liked her in Star Trek IV, though.

[slutticus]

59. Burke

That rat fuck son of a bitch.

[djames59434]

60. tony montana by a mile

[OnyxCollie]

61. Tom Cruise in "War of the Worlds."

Actually, Tom Cruise is a douchebag in every movie.

[Major Nikon]

65. No acting required

[demmiblue]

62. The Ayn Rand loving, woman hating little prick from "Dirty Dancing"

[Zorra]

63. Robert Prescott's character "Kent" in the film "Real Genius".

[geminifemini]

64. Christopher Walken in At Close Range.

If you've not seen it you should. I think his best role.

[Angleae]

66. Jar-Jar Binks

Do I really need to explain why?

[yesphan]

69. Wring her neck !

[CBGLuthier]

70. The Magnificent William Atherton in Everything Except

Day of the Locust and Sugerland Express.

Otherwise



Die Hard 1 and 2



Real Genius



Ghostbusters


A True Trifecta of Doucherie

[sinkingfeeling]

71. Wow. I've only seen like two of these movies.

[shawn703]

73. Ben Affleck in Mallrats

Total douche

[LynneSin]

75. Not as douchey as Ben Affleck in 'Dazed and Confused'

[geardaddy]

77. Ben Affleck in anything.

[JonLP24]

78. I'd also say

He was douche in "Changing Lanes" but a douche w/ a conscious so he wasn't the biggest douche in that film. Probably have to be his boss.

[opiate69]

79. "In the back of a Volkswagen??"

[geardaddy]

74. Paul Reiser in Aliens