Anybody want to buy a nice Martian homestead? I can give you a really good deal

[struggle4progress]

It's a nice place but Mars is just getting too crowded for me

So I've decided to sell all my real estate on Mars and start buying space on the Jovian moons

[SoDesuKa]

1. Will Build to Suit

Zoning's not a problem because there's no government on Mars.

[HopeHoops]

2. Does it come with a bridge?

[struggle4progress]

4. Already sold the bridge. Sorry.

[HopeHoops]

5. Well shit. Have any prime swamp lands on Mars?

[struggle4progress]

7. You want swamps? I can probably sell you some bottled water you could use to make marshes

[HopeHoops]

11. Yeah, and use the empty bottles to build a bridge! That's the ticket!

[RedCloud]

3. Sounds like a wise investment

In one billion years the earth will be too hot for life.

[greatauntoftriplets]

6. I'll pass.

The commute is too far.

[struggle4progress]

8. How about if I arrange financing for you? I have this friend who's a bank official in Nigeria and

he's always noticing orphaned accounts from ex-pat millionaires who deceased without heir and intestate. I'm always getting emails from him, offering to share the wealth. I could give him your email addy



I'm sure if you owned the property you'd want to go visit it

[greatauntoftriplets]

10. I hate long flights.

[pinboy3niner]

9. Does this have anything to do with the recent Martian tornado and the 'unfortunate' incident?

[Rowdyboy]

12. Only if its a "handyman's dream"