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(5,775 posts) Mon Jul 18, 2022, 08:11 PM Jul 2022

New Windex Formula Removes Menacing Apparitions From Mirror

https://www.theonion.com/new-windex-formula-removes-menacing-apparitions-from-mi-1849107983

RACINE, WI—Touting the cleaning product’s dual use on both beings from parallel pockets of existence and the spirit world, SC Johnson introduced a new Windex formula Friday for removing menacing apparitions from the mirror. “There’s nothing more off-putting than a dirty mirror covered with streaks and a shadowy, leering figure standing directly behind your shoulder—Windex’s new formula banishes them both,”
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New Windex Formula Removes Menacing Apparitions From Mirror (Original Post) reACTIONary Jul 2022 OP
I need the kind that stops my own face from melting, becoming young/old over the course of seconds Hugh_Lebowski Jul 2022 #1
Only GOOD trips... reACTIONary Jul 2022 #2
You take your life in your own hands with that mirror stuff! Baked Potato Jul 2022 #4
Does it work on Bloody Mary? ironflange Jul 2022 #3
 

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1. I need the kind that stops my own face from melting, becoming young/old over the course of seconds
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Mon Jul 18, 2022, 08:15 PM
Jul 2022

When I'm tripping balls on mushrooms or the like.

They pull that off ... I'll buy ...

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