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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsTime again for the DU LOUNGE OLYMPICS!!!
Post here what event you specialize in and what country/group you represent!!!
Archae
(46,354 posts)Representing Sheboygan, (SheerBoreDom) Wisconsin!
HappyMe
(20,277 posts)in the Side Dishes - Potato Division, HappyMe and her fabulous mashed potatoes!
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....she scores a perfect 10.0 and takes the Gold!!
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)Bertha Venation
(21,484 posts)I can't remember which country I represent.
LynneSin
(95,337 posts)I can't remember why though!
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Representing: parts unknown!
pipi_k
(21,020 posts)Don't you know your toes aren't supposed to stick out the front of your platform shoes like that?
LynneSin
(95,337 posts)Ohiosmith will be lucky to get a bronze medal!
AnneD
(15,774 posts)With out cutting them is what saved him.
LynneSin
(95,337 posts)seriously, how could he actually shave those legs with that gut in the way?? I think he relied on professional waxer!
Yavin4
(35,446 posts)And he wants to represent the USA? I think not.
AnneD
(15,774 posts)But most athletes abuse hot wax. It is not just this sport. It extends to swimming as well. Do you really think the German, Italian, Spanish, Russian, etc men are THAT hairless. Maybe the Chinese, Japanese, or Americans ( due to the American Indian influence) might be a tad smooth naturally-but everyone else is hairy.
ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)pipi_k
(21,020 posts)in Nasal Mucus Production.
I can out-snot just about anyone with a nose.
GreenPartyVoter
(72,381 posts)turtlerescue1
(1,013 posts)Representing babyboomers. Those for whom "Keyboarding" in high school was in a huge room of 40 or more, and spent hours trying to get: "Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country." free of less than three errors! Those Who TODAY still tend to look at the keys because even after the many decades cannot remember where the letters are, let alone that number row. Those who have at least one friend who uses only two fingers, and whips out 58 WPM. So of course that "Edit Post" key is the best friend one can have, but never realize they can "preview" their posts, so "adds" it then discovers they cannot spell, they cannot use punctuation, NOR can they key in the word they THOUGHT they were typing. Thus by the time the "error/errors" are discovered they have spent too long and lose their post and must begin again.
That is my "specialty", may not qualify for Gold, but am sure to be in the Silver Medal group.
lovemydog
(11,833 posts)representing Pattismithistan
nolabear
(41,991 posts)From OMGICAN"TBELIEVEYOUDIDTHATWHODOYOUTHINKYOUAREI'LLNEVERTRUSTYOUAGAINASLONGASILIVE--istan.
kurtzapril4
(1,353 posts)from the Republic of Drunkistan.
Dr. Strange
(25,925 posts)I will be competing in the "Making fun of the Dallas Cowboys" event.
LynneSin
(95,337 posts)I hope you've trained hard these past 4 years.
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)And now, the national anthem of Hawai'i.
Dr. Strange
(25,925 posts)madinmaryland
(64,933 posts)And the best QB from Delaware is playing for the Baltimore Ravens!!
OriginalGeek
(12,132 posts)Nope, not one bit.
I'm gonna dedicate my gold medal in 12oz curls to the Cowboys!
flvegan
(64,417 posts)ANYone can (and should) do that and excel.
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)RedStateLiberal
(1,374 posts)...in the Teabagger Ridicule Marathon.
Or, if someone will join me, Synchronized Right Wing Propaganda Debunking.
My specialty, however, is a combination of Progressivism and Horse Prancing called "Progressage."
MissV
(42 posts)I specialize in driving my teabagger neighbors crazy.
Aristus
(66,467 posts)Representing: The Globe!
grntuscarora
(1,249 posts)Team members: me & kids.
Representing Central Dirtdumistan.
My husband has qualified for the individual all-around.
derby378
(30,252 posts)Like this guy:
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)That's both MFM's specialty sport, AND his sponsor.
lame54
(35,326 posts)that should definitely be an event at the DU olympics
along with
Posting
Jumping to Conclusions
K&Ring
Being Insulted
&
ROFLing
LynneSin
(95,337 posts)It also includes
Thread Killing
Fried Chicken Cook-off
Ignoring
and
Excessive use of ........... (MFM rules doing this event)
AnneD
(15,774 posts)You are a shoe in for the gold medal in stapling!
LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)representing America, Estonia AND The Lounge.
LWolf
(46,179 posts)representing all those with too many things on their "need to finish today/this week/this month/this year" lists to finish in several lifetimes.
HeiressofBickworth
(2,682 posts)for me to enter the "largest, sorest, nasal cold sore" in the world. Judged first in size, appearance and general oozieness of the thing. A gold medal winner.
Damn it.
RZM
(8,556 posts)pokerfan
(27,677 posts)'batin'