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Major Nikon

(36,827 posts) Fri Jul 20, 2012, 11:14 AM Jul 2012

How to tell when Hoops lives in your neighborhood

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How to tell when Hoops lives in your neighborhood (Original Post) Major Nikon Jul 2012 OP

Dude. I got the big V 17 years ago. I ride bareback now. HopeHoops Jul 2012 #1

I sold my motorcycle 30 years ago Major Nikon Jul 2012 #2

But do you make the cylinder hard? HopeHoops Jul 2012 #5

Not always Major Nikon Jul 2012 #7

You BEAST! HopeHoops Jul 2012 #10

Dude. You should go back and check out the enhancements they've made to rubbers Baitball Blogger Jul 2012 #3

I'm partial to the ones that glow in the dark Major Nikon Jul 2012 #4

No thanks. I like the natural way. HopeHoops Jul 2012 #6

Doesn't protect you from the other potential negative outcomes of sex mythology Jul 2012 #8

Psh. You got an A.... WillParkinson Jul 2012 #9

I'm not aware of any negative outcomes when you're with the same person all along. HopeHoops Jul 2012 #11

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

1. Dude. I got the big V 17 years ago. I ride bareback now.

Reply to Major Nikon (Original post)

Fri Jul 20, 2012, 11:26 AM

Jul 2012

Major Nikon

(36,827 posts)

2. I sold my motorcycle 30 years ago

Reply to HopeHoops (Reply #1)

Fri Jul 20, 2012, 12:13 PM

Jul 2012

That doesn't mean I can't drop by the showroom and sit on one.

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

5. But do you make the cylinder hard?

Reply to Major Nikon (Reply #2)

Fri Jul 20, 2012, 04:28 PM

Jul 2012

Major Nikon

(36,827 posts)

7. Not always

Reply to HopeHoops (Reply #5)

Fri Jul 20, 2012, 11:37 PM

Jul 2012

But I do often wear assless chaps

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

10. You BEAST!

Reply to Major Nikon (Reply #7)

Sat Jul 21, 2012, 10:36 AM

Jul 2012

Baitball Blogger

(46,749 posts)

3. Dude. You should go back and check out the enhancements they've made to rubbers

Reply to HopeHoops (Reply #1)

Fri Jul 20, 2012, 12:19 PM

Jul 2012

in the last seventeen years.

Major Nikon

(36,827 posts)

4. I'm partial to the ones that glow in the dark

Reply to Baitball Blogger (Reply #3)

Fri Jul 20, 2012, 12:23 PM

Jul 2012

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

6. No thanks. I like the natural way.

Reply to Baitball Blogger (Reply #3)

Fri Jul 20, 2012, 04:29 PM

Jul 2012

mythology

(9,527 posts)

8. Doesn't protect you from the other potential negative outcomes of sex

Reply to HopeHoops (Reply #1)

Sat Jul 21, 2012, 12:43 AM

Jul 2012

And yes I did get an A in sex ed.

WillParkinson

(16,862 posts)

9. Psh. You got an A....

Reply to mythology (Reply #8)

Sat Jul 21, 2012, 08:40 AM

Jul 2012

I got a big O.

HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

11. I'm not aware of any negative outcomes when you're with the same person all along.

Reply to mythology (Reply #8)

Sat Jul 21, 2012, 10:38 AM

Jul 2012

She's been my lady since '84 and gave birth to all three of my daughters at home, in the same bed, in the same house, with the same midwife.

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